Paul Weitz Films

"Regina King - Sontee Jenkins"

"Mark Addy - Cisco"

"Eugene Levy - Keyes"

"Frankie Faison as Whitney Daniels"

"Greg Germann - Sklar"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Mrs. Wellington"

"Chazz Palminteri - King"

"Wanda Sykes - Wanda"

"John Cho - Phil Quon"

"Mario Joyner - Apollo M.C."

"Jessica, you make me feel like being a better person and I'm not a better person. I'm me."

"Jeff Ross as American Dreamz finale pre-show announcer (uncredited)"

"Adam Busch as Sholem Glickstein"

"Shohreh Aghdashloo as Nazneen Riza"

"Noureen DeWulf as Shazzy Riza"

"Tony Yalda as Iqbal Riza"

"John Cho as Frank Ittles"

"Judy Greer as Deborah Accordo"

"Seth Meyers as Chet Krogl"

"Sam Golzari as Omer Obeidi"

"Jennifer Coolidge as Martha Kendoo"

"Chris Klein as William Williams"

"Mandy Moore as Sally Kendoo"

"Willem Dafoe as Chief of Staff"

"Marcia Gay Harden as First Lady"

"Dennis Quaid as President Joseph Staton"

"Hugh Grant as Martin "Tweedy" Tweed"

"Martin, I'm not physically attracted to other people, but if you want me, I'm yours."

"Shannon Elizabeth - Nadia"

"Chris Owen - Chuck Sherman"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Stifler's Mom"

"Mena Suvari - Heather"

"Natasha Lyonne - Jessica"

"Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad"

"Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas - Paul Finch"

"Tara Reid - Vicky Lathum"

"Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas - Kevin Myers"

"Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher"

"Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein"

"Boy gets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets pie."

"Come again!"

"There's something about your first piece."

"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!"

"I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of...masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it "stroking the salami". Yeah, you know, "pounding the old pud". [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he "pets the one-eyed snake" 5-6 times a day."

"I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?"

"I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them?"

"You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us."

"Suddenly I realized – two people isn't enough. You need backup. If there are only two people, and someone drops off the edge, then you're on your own. Two isn't a large enough number. You need three at least."