"There is an innate difficulty in accepting the existence of evil in a world ruled by a maleficent divine force, when logic dictates that such a God would dictate fairness and order in his universe. But you know on closer inspection, it is evident that without an inherent negative such as poverty, there would be no inherent positives such as selfless acts of charity and thus in a world without evil there are no heroes, which in short defines an absence of free will."

"Max Weinberg "Hey look Conan you have a talk bubble.""

"Max Weinberg: Hey, sometimes condoms break! Deal with it, Missy!"

"Max Weinberg: Having trouble in school? All those classes making your head spin? Well maybe you're just not very smart. Why not drop out and try interstate trucking? Because right now you're just embarrassing yourself."

"Conan O'Brien: Just cos all your friends are having sex doesn't mean you have to. Despite what everyone says, it's OK not to do it. In fact, I didn't have sex until I was 32 years old. Can we not do this one?"

"Conan O'Brien: The next time you get your kids in the car turn off the radio and tune into them. I think you just might find that your kids are boring as hell. They've got nothing to say, I mean they're kids! Then turn that radio back on, pump up the volume and know that you're not missing a damn thing!"

"Conan O'Brien: You catch your child swearing. Do you wash his mouth out with soap? Or do you sit him down and explain that he'd better not fucking do it again? I think you know what to do."

"Our next guest is host of the funniest comedy on television. It's called To Catch a Predator. If you've never seen it, it's like Punk'd for pedophiles. It's a great show and you can watch it this Wednesday night on NBC. Please say hello to Chris Hansen."

"The issues "To Catch A Predator" raises are tied to larger journalistic questions too important to be ignored. It should be left to the law to decide how the men exposed on the program should be dealt with. But it is up to media to police its own behavior, even when the topic is distasteful and satisfying answers are not easy to come by."

"Media has done a tremendous service to our nation by bringing awareness to the issue. Proactive online investigations are effective in identifying and ultimately catching child sexual predators, when conducted by proper law enforcement authorities"

"Gretchen Corbett - Elizabeth "Beth" Davenport"

"Stuart Margolin - Evelyn "Angel" Martin"

"Luis Delgado - Officer Todd"

"Noah Beery, Jr. - Joseph "Rocky" Rockford"

"James Garner - Jim Rockford"

"Joe Santos - Sergeant Dennis Becker"

"Tom Atkins - Lieutenant Alex Diehl"

"James Luisi - Lieutenant Douglas J. "Doug" Chapman"

"Taylor: Did you write that? Jackson! you are...so full of surprises!"

"Jackson (starts playing.) I'm a stranger in a strange land. And I'm a million miles from my home. And...That's all I've got."

"Taylor: well, I'm really good. Are you?"

"Jackson: Really? That's...um...different."

"Taylor: No. Cello."

"Jackson: Guitar?"

"Taylor: I play too, you know."

"Jackson: No, I think it's the pilot's."

"Taylor: (as Jackson pulls a guitar out of the bushes) I was wondering where that went. Is it yours?"

"Jackson: Okay. I'll let you know something about me."

"Taylor: That's easy for you, isn't it? I'm not criticizing, but, it's easy to be yourself when nobody really knows who you are."

"Jackson: All you can do is be yourself, and if Daley can't deal with that, that's her problem."

"Taylor: You wanna know the worst part? I don't even blame her anymore. I am messing up. And I'm trying, I really am, I'm just...failing."

"Jackson: Daley's not cutting you any slack, is she?"

"Taylor: I'm gonna hear so much grief for this."

"Jackson: No. I'm sure it's fine."

"Taylor: Is it broken?"

"Jackson: Oh. Let me see it."

"Taylor: I have no idea. I don't. I think I drowned this."

"Jackson: just...uh...getting some space. Why, what are you doing?"

"Taylor: Oh. What are you doing?"

"Jackson: I'm not. I was actually here first."

"Taylor: Why were you sneaking up on me?"

"Jackson: Hey! It's me!"

"Taylor: Ack!"

"Eric: Wow, you're my hero."

"Nathan: I watch out for everybody. Not just me."

"Jackson: Mel, it was my choice to come here. And besides, if I knew then what I know now, I'd still be here. (Pause.) Although, I'll pass on drinking the bad water."

"Melissa: (in tears) If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be here."

"Taylor: Ween. Chill-o-WEEN."