"Taylor: Look, everyone here is good at something. Nathan's eager and strong.Daley's perfect...sort of. Lex is a genius. Melissa keeps us all together. Eric's a rat, but he's good at it. You're like some kind of Yoda. And...then there's me. I don't have a whole lot to offer."

"Jackson: Holidays. I don't know what it is, but they really bring out the best in people...or the worst...or both."

"Melissa: Isn't it great that Taylor thought up this Chilly-weenie thing?"

"Eric: Chillo-what?"

"Taylor: No, but I can feel this harpoon in my foot!"

"Daley: Can you feel the electricity in the air?"

"Jackson: Just get the tapes."

"Lex: (shocked) Jackson...no..."

"Jackson: Lex. Get the tapes."

"Eric: The secret...was about you, Jackson!"

"Jackson: Get over yourself."

"Eric: What?"

"Jackson: (interrupting Eric's annoyingly 'elaborate' speech) Eric?"

"Taylor: (to Melissa) Is that true?"

"Daley: ...because as we all know, you can't play the tapes without the camera."

"Taylor: But...I thought we were looking for the tapes!"

"Daley: I'm here to defend my brother, and find the truth."

"Daley: His lips are so not sealed"

"Eric: Don't worry. My lips are sealed."

"Jackson: (sarcastically) You're not my type."

"Eric: If there's flirting going on, I should be involved!"

"Melissa: Are you two flirting?!"

"Melissa and Daley: Abby!"

"Melissa: Wait...I don't think that's Taylor."

"Daley: Taylor, I'm over here!"

"Daley: Yeah, Taylor, I'm over here!"

"Abby: Daley!"

"Eric: Or a big guy, with creepy small feet."

"Jackson: It's a girl, or a really small guy."

"Jackson: Glad it's nothing."

"Melissa: Nothing. Except I totally hate her right now."

"Jackson: Hey, what's up between you and Daley?"

"Melissa: Stop being so.. bossy!"

"Daley: Oh puh-leeze, will you stop being such a baby?!!"

"Melissa: What if I don't wanna be in your group?"

"Daley: I can't believe you're such a baby."

"Melissa: I can't believe you just said that..."

"Daley: You are so juvenile!"

"Melissa: You are so unfair!"

"Taylor: I wish...I mean...yeeessss!"

"Melissa: Is it yours?"

"Eric: Hey, I think someone else is on the island besides us."

"Taylor: If you keep this up, the only thing your gonna feel is my foot on the side of your head."

"Eric: Hey Nathan? Watch you're back."

"Jackson: You never know what guys like me are gonna do."

"Nathan: But I didn't mean it!!"

"Jackson: You said I don't belong at your school because I come from a "totally different world.""