"Guys, there’s going to be some haters out there. They are going to look at us -- Team USA -- and wonder why is the most talented one Australian. Well I’m fat so that is close enough. We are going to show them who we are -- a bunch of ethnically diverse, for the most part feminine, amazing singers! Let’s go out there and Ac’ the world!"

"I sleep upside down like a bat."

"This is gonna sound lame balls, but... When I look back at this -- it won’t be the performing or the competitions that I’ll remember. It’ll be you weirdos. It just makes me sad to think it’s never going to be like this again. I’m really going to miss it."

"[to DSM's leader] Your sweat smells like cinnamon."

"Flula Borg - Pieter Krämer"

"Alexis Knapp - Stacie Conrad"

"You're Beca Effin' Mitchell! You're the big B.M! You're the most talented person I know. And I've met three of the Wiggles... intimately."

"All my teeth come from different people."

"Katey Sagal - Katherine Junk"

"John Michael Higgins - John Smith"

"Elizabeth Banks - Gail Abernathy-McKadden-Feinberger"

"Keegan-Michael Key - Sammy, Beca's Boss"

"Shawn Carter Peterson - Dax"

"Danny Mulheron as Heidi the Hippo. (body only)"

"Fane Flaws as Musician Frog."

"Mark Hadlow as Robert the Hedgehog, Heidi the Hippo, Barry the Bulldog and Chorus Girl #3."

"Peter Vere-Jones as Bletch the Walrus, Arthur the Worm, The Baker, Newspaper Mouse and the Announcer."

"Donna Akersten as Lucille the Poodle, Samantha the Cat, Dorothy the Sheep, Female Rabbit #1, Chorus Girl #2 and Fitness Tape Voice."

"From the creator of "Bad Taste", comes a movie with no taste at all!"

"Sex, drugs and soft toys."

"Puppet spunk hits the fan!"

"Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun."

"Stuart Devenie as Sebastian the Fox, Dr. Quack the Duck, Madame Bovine, Sandy the Chicken, Cedric the Warthog, Seymour the Elechicken, Mr. Big the Whale, Female Rabbit #2 and Chorus Girl #1."

"Guppy: Is something the matter, Mr. Bletch?"