School of Rock

"Dude, I service society by rocking. I’m out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rocking ain’t no walk in the supermarket, lady."

"[watching the clock, waiting for the end of the day] Yes! We did it! Gimme some of that, yeah, that's it. I will see you cats on the flip-flop later!"

"Okay, Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher today, I am. And I have a headache, and the runs."

"We will continue our lecture on the Man when we return. Have a good music class."

"(variation of George Bernard Shaw quote and earlier quoted verbatim in Annie Hall) Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym."

"The School of Rock. And we shall teach rock ‘n’ roll to the world."

"Now you played hard in here, people, and I am proud of every last stinking one of you. So let's just give this everything we got. We may fall on our faces, but if we do, we will fall with dignity! With a guitar in our hands, and rock in our hearts! And in the words of AC/DC: "We roll tonight to the guitar bite, and for those about to rock, I salute you.""

"I heard you in music class. You guys can really play. [angrily] Why didn't anyone tell me?!"

"[during end credits; to Zack, with his face contorted, after he performs a "face-melter" on his guitar] Dude, is my face okay? I think you melted it off! [laughs]"

"Jack Black as Dewey Finn"

"Joan Cusack as Rosalie "Roz" Mullins"

"Mike White as Ned Schneebly"

"Sarah Silverman as Patty Di Marco"

"Miranda Cosgrove as Summer Hathaway"

"Joey Gaydos Jr. as Zack Mooneyham"

"Kevin Clark as Freddy Jones"

"Rebecca Brown as Katie"

"Robert Tsai as Lawrence"

"Maryam Hassan as Tomika"

"Caitlin Hale as Marta"

"Aleisha Allen as Alicia"

"Brian Falduto as Billy"

"Zachary Infate as Gordon"

"James Hosey as Marco"

"Angelo Massagli as Frankie"

"Cole Hawkins as Leonard"

"Jordan-Claire Green as Michelle"

"Veronica Afflerbach as Eleni"

"Adam Pascal as Theo"

"Lucas Babin as Spider"

"Lucas Papaelias as Neil"

"Heavy metal... Take notes."

"Mr. Black. Accept no substitute. Come on feel the noize."

"His methods are unusual. His approach is unique. But his curriculum rocks."

"He just landed the gig of his life: 5th grade."

"Old school rock meets private school prep."

"We shall teach Rock and Roll to the world!"

"We don't need no education."