"[singing] She told me a bit of madness is key To give us new colors to see. Who knows where it will lead us? And that's why they need us. So bring on the rebels, The ripples from pebbles, The painters and poets and plays.And here's to the fools Who dream, Crazy as they may seem. Here's to the hearts that break, Here's to the mess We make."

"Eric Blore — Mackinaw"

"I am the same Sam Grunion who solved the international uranium-mining swindle. Scotland Yard was baffled; the FBI was baffled. They sent for me and the case was solved immediately: I confessed."

"Here's another Broadway hopeful: Faustino the Great. For 20 years he was an organ grinder with a monkey. Then one day the monkey went on strike. He wanted shorter hours and longer bananas."

"Mackinaw, you know I have a full record of the case, and tonight at the opening of the play you MAY have the solution, but when the curtain rises, Madam Egelichi will be in the front box, and sitting next to her will be Count B'ullabaisse - but if you take away the count's silk hat, his opera cloak and his full dress suit you'll have ME, shivering in my underwear."

"Hey, that's not my suit you're pulling."

"[to Madam Egelichi] Oh, no. I'm not gonna follow you and get shot. If I was half-shot I'd follow you."

"Look-a, Mr. Lyons, I know you wanna make a good impression, but-a please - don't play better than me."

"New Musical Girlesque!!!"

"Harpo Marx — Harpo"

"Chico Marx — Faustino the Great"

"Groucho Marx — Detective Sam Grunion"

"Vera-Ellen — Maggie Phillips"

"Ilona Massey — Madame Egelichi"

"Marion Hutton — Bunny Dolan"

"Paul Valentine — Mike Johnson"

"Raymond Burr — Alphonse Zoto"

"Bruce Gordon — Hannibal Zoto"

"Melville Cooper — Lefty Throckmorton"

"Leon Belasco — Mr. Lyons"

"Marilyn Monroe — Grunion's Client"

"Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket."

"Basil Ruysdael — Detective Hennessey"

"Cyril Ring — Harvey Yates"

"Kay Francis — Penelope"

"Margaret Dumont — Mrs. Potter"

"Oscar Shaw — Robert 'Bob' Adams"

"Mary Eaton — Polly Potter"

"Zeppo Marx — Jamison"

"Chico Marx — Chico"

"Harpo Marx — Harpo"

"Groucho Marx — Mr. Hammer"

"Paramount's All Talking-Singing Musical Comedy Hit!"

"[Watching Harpo wobble away from the banquet table] Well, I got rid of one. And one like that is worth three ordinary ones!"

"[to Chico] Now this is our cemetery. I've got a list of a hundred people just dying to get in. But I like you and I'm going to shove you in ahead of all of them. I'm going to get you a steady position. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal."

"Julie Bishop — Arline"

"Mitchell Lewis - Salinas, Gypsy Queen's advisor"

"Zeffie Tilbury - old Gypsy Queen"

"James Finlayson - Finn, Captain of The Guard"

"William P. Carleton - Count of Arnheim"

"Antonio Moreno - Devilshoof, Mrs. Hardy's lover"

"Mae Busch — Mrs. Hardy"

"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"

"Stan Laurel — Stan"

"Your fun favorites in the celebrated operetta that made musical history!"

"1000 mad, merry musical moments."

"Aren't you ashamed of yourself? After all I've done for you. I took you out of the gutter and gave you a career. Made a first class pickpocket out of you. And this is your gratitude? It hurts, Stanley. I tell you, it hurts."

"Don't you understand that a man to be married nowadays, must be broad-minded."

"Lauren Collins as Tiffani Destiny"