Mario Role Playing Games

"Mercy me, we're back in a minor-league locker room! And it's deserted! He DID say to wait here... But, darling, I can't help but think we'll miss our match!"

"Well, my dear, I'd say we're now officially VERY late. Let's find out what's what."

"Oh, my goodness gracious! We've been locked in, Mario! We're trapped here!"

"Correct me if I'm wrong, darling, but won't we forfeit if we don't show up? There simply MUST be a way out of this place!"

"Darling, I tried it earlier. It's quite firmly locked."

"I should like to request that we NEVER do that again. In any case, to the arena!"

"Well, I daresay we've made it in time! And it sounds like the fans approve! Ah, it reminds me so much of my time on stage! Let's go give that chicken what for!"

"Well, here we are, dear. At last, we fight the champ. Let's take him, shall we?"

"Whatever does THAT mean, you awful chicken? Am I to understand that it was you who got the security guard to lock us away?"

"So, it was you, after all! You sent those threats about the Crystal Star!"

"Isn't this the air duct? Where does it lead?"

"Why, that voice belongs to Grubba! Could he have made those poor souls disappear?"

"I do believe he's gone... Now, wasn't there something in his desk drawer?"

"Oh, my! Is that the paper Grubba said he's hid? Let's have a look."

"Mercy! A machine under the ring using a Crystal Star? These are the blueprints! I can scarcely understand this paper, but I believe the Crystal Star powers it! If this paper's correct, then the machine can suck the power out of folks! Oh, no... Is it possible that King K and Bandy Andy were, well... drained?"

"You just shut your trap, sir! You drained the life from those poor souls!"

"Mario, darling! We must chase him down!"

"My goodness! Mario, there's the Crystal Star!"

"Using a Crystal Star and innocent fighters to improve your looks? You're despicable."

"Oh, my! He got quite a bit larger, didn't he?"

"All right, let's finish this nasty business right now! Come on, Mario, dear!"

"Mario, dear! look alive! That may well be an e-mail from Princess Peach!"

"They wish to rule the world? Well, I refuse to bow to such megalomaniacs!"

"What IS that foul thing? ...Oh, my! Mario, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"We're finally here, dear! Let's waste no time finding that Poshley Sanctum that Frankly spoke of."

"My, what an unpleasant place... but I suppose we have no choice! We must go onward and save Peach before this situation spirals beyond our control! Let's move on, darling!"

"What? This is hardly fair! All this and Bowser, too?!?"

"Mario, whatever will we do? This could be the end..."

"Now, that's just senseless... Are we to betray everyone who believed in us?"

"Gonzales! Check me out! Thanks to you, I hatched safe and sound! Thanks, man!"

"Yeah, but who cares? You guys wanna be champs, right? You want a Crystal Star? I heard all about while I was in the egg! Yeah!"

"You think you can take me and Gonzales? HA!"

"Gonzales! Lemme at 'em! We're gonna take these punks this time!"

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! How'd that floor taste?"

"What's the deal? Would it kill these guys to show a little friendliness? Sheesh!"

"Good gracious me! Did you hear what I just heard? Missing fighters? How absolutely heartrending! That poor, sweet King K... I just assumed he had retired to his hometown..."

"Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"

"A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"

"You got it, Haggy!"

"(Thinking) It's Hag Vs. Hag! Awesome!"

"Word on the street was that some mustached doofus was in Glitzville... and lookee here! Talk about perfect timing! And now all these folks get to watch me murdalize you!"

"I must research this more. Assuming will just make an... Well, you know the saying."

"Omigosh! Is… Isn't that a treasure map?! You HAVE to tell me where you got that!"

"Well, here we are! The Petal Meadows, where folks say a Crystal Star hides. Woo hoo! Here we go, Mario! The start of our adventure! This is completely awesome!"

"So, Hooktail Castle, huh? Well... it sure is ominous, that's for sure."

"What's with these numbskulls? Ow! OWWW! Watch it, Pushy! They're shoving me around, Mario! What should we do?"

"Who... Who are you?"

"I'll tell you why, Miss Ugly-Pink-Shoe-Whatever-Thief: we're here to beat Hooktail! And just so we're clear on this, we set our sights on the Crystal Star before you! OK?"

"LET us?!? LET us?!? What's that supposed to mean?"

"H-HEY! You little flirt! Who do you think you are, kissing Mario?!?"