Mario Role Playing Games

"The time has come for me to repay my debt to the Punies. Come along, Mario!"

"Excuse me? We must what? Are you a friend of Mario's? Oh, wait... I see. And I most certainly do NOT approve!"

"Oh, mercy me! Mario! You're popular with all the girls, aren't you?"

"Well! Don't worry, Mario! I'm not TOO jealous. What a shameless flirt, though!"

"Say, if you have a moment... Might I ask a question? We're looking for a lovely gem called a Crystal Star... Do you know of it?"

"My goodness! Would you look at that! A pipe leading down. Let's see where it leads!"

"My! Such wonderful drama! I imagine we have to do something now, don't we?"

"Pardon me a moment! Don't these odd columns look somewhat familiar?"

"Oh, I feel I might swoon! What was that, I wonder?"

"Oh, mercy me! Sounds like some mail!"

"Isn't that precious, Mario?"

"Now, my little Mario! It's Crystal Star time!"

"Oh, mercy me! The next Crystal Star has made an entrance! My, my, my! But... Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it up in the sky? What does THAT mean?"

"Frankly, please!"

"Bite your tongue! Don't listen to that lout! The treasure is as real as I am!"

"I'm not entirely sure I like the sound of this..."

"Oh, whatever should we do? We have to say SOMETHING to that Don Pianta fellow... I must say, though... I don't fancy a run of terrible luck. That would be unfortunate."

"My, my, my! Glitzville! I've heard that the Glitz Pit is just full of brawny brawls! I must admit the prospect of some hurly-burly gets me a touch piqued! Now, darling, let's find that Crystal Star, hmmm?"

"Oh, dear me! What a positively glorious venue! Oh, mercy, Mario! Look there! Those two brutes are about to have at each other!"

"Oh, my word! Mario! On that uncouth bird's belt! Is that a Crystal Star? Yes, I do believe it is! That wonderful sparkle is yet another Crystal Star! ...But such a tawdry place to find it... Why would it be here of all places?"

"Oh, you darling man, I'm SO happy to hear you say that! I'd expect nothing less! You're ten times the man of anyone here! You'll be champion in no time!"

"What sort of base cowards attack before the match officially begins? Honestly! Come on, Mario, darling! We shan't lose to lowlifes! Let's teach them a lesson!"

"Here we go, darling! Time to shine!"

"Why, that was no fuss whatsoever!"

"Anytime you care for another lesson, we'll be here!"

"Hmmm, now? You wish for us to help you, you darling little egg? Mario, hon, what do you think we ought to do?"

"A positively endearing choice, Mario, not that I expected any less. We shall free him! You, sir! Mr. Proprietor! Would you allow us to free this poor soul?"

"Well, that's just loverly! You're free to do whatever you like, dear egg! Farewell!"

"Hmmm? What is it now, dear? You wish to accompany us, you adorable thing?"

"You're all clear, little one! But do try not to get underfoot, all right?"

"Why, you little rapscallion! You hatched from that egg? Well, aren't you precious!"

"Mario, darling! E-mail call!"

""The blockade in the minor-league locker room," hmm? What could be behind it?"

"Good gracious! That's a report investigating the Crystal Star's! Someone was doing scientific studies on the Crystal Stars. My, it even has pictures! I have to wonder about why someone would leave this out for us to find..."

"Oh, my, she doesn't like us, does she? And we worked so hard getting that paper... It's not a total loss, dear. At the very least, we know the Crystal Star is nearby."

"Why, if it isn't the young lady felon! I don't approve of you following Mario, dear. You've grown careless, too. Did you know that Security heard you making noise here?"

"Are you absolutely sure? You didn't make just a little bit of noise, dear?"

"My! You ARE brazen, aren't you, dearie?"

"Well, I daresay she IS a thief, hm? She certainly stole your lips with ease, Mario! But that's hardly important... What might she have meant by "poor souls upstairs"?"

""The staircase switch"? Am I to understand there's a staircase hidden in here?"

"Boy... Do I even HAVE a less handsome side? Any way you look at this, it's perfect! When this world is mine, these statues are gonna be mandatory in all households!"

"Mercy! My, that was close! I say, though, Mario, when that Grubba spoke of the Crystal Star... I couldn't help but notice that Ms. Jolene acted a touch strange... Well, I do believe that we'd best make ourselves scarce before we're found!"

"Incidentally, darling... Did you notice this poor soul on the floor?"

"I daresay that cake was poisoned! Had we eaten it, we'd have ended up like that poor fellow there!"

"Whatever could that key be for?"

"What on earth is this?!? Bandy Andy, you poor dear! And King K! How awful!"

"Andy, honey, just hang on! Why would we have to avoid the ring, now?"

"My word, did you see that? I do believe that was young Ms. Jolene! What in the world is going on here?"

"Pardon me, sir, but I do believe you're taking us the wrong way..."

"Sir, I really must protest... Where are we off to?"