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April 10, 2026
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"Glottis: {Glottis and Velasco about the Bone Wagon} Well, actually, it's mostly stock, with a few mods here and there..."
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Some festival, eh?"
"Manny: Bound only by the paper-thin wrappings of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free. And so it shall, thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho, and a man named...Calavera."
"Manny: {when using Domino's door} Domino's door is locked. Probably scared I'll steal one of his files. Not a bad idea, actually."
"Manny: {when looking at Copal's door} Ah, the big, golden door to mediocre management."
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Practicing what?"
"Manny: {when looking at the door to Manny's office} Wasn't too long ago that the name on the door was, "Supply Closet.""
"Bruno: {upon meeting Manny for the first time} Nice bath-robe"
"Manny: I'll just take a little more bread, to honor the dead."
"Balloon twister: I can do anything. I can do birds, amphibians, famous poets--Go ahead. Name one."
"Manny: My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books... "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows," stuff like that."
"Manny: {to Glottis} Hey, you a driver?"
"Manny: Ah the old files, the old clients, the glory days..."
"Manny: It's my boss' secretary, Eva."
"Manny: Better take these cards-- it looks like a long day of solitaire for me."
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Could you teach me how to do that?"
"Manny: {when looking at the big sign in front of the D.O.D.} I remember the year they built that... Mostly because it cost so much we didn't get bonuses that year."
"Manny: It looks like a rope..."
"Copal: MANNY! YOU COULDN'T FIND A SALE AT A YACHT CLUB!!!"
"Manny: Sorry for the wait Mr. Flores, I am ready to take you now."
"Manny: Mind if I use your hole punch?"
"Salvador: Viva la Revolución!"
"Manny: It's the festival of the Day of the Dead. Really more of a living person's holiday, but we play along."
"Manny: {to Eva} I forget... am I supposed to be somewhere right now?"
"Manny: {to Eva} So... you going to the Christmas party?"
"Glottis: I am an elemental spirit summoned from the Land of the Dead itself, given one purpose, one skill, one desire... to DRIVE!!"
"Manny: The Bread of the Dead."
"Manny: Glottis... Glottis... Is that a German name?"
"Manny: I can't go strolling through the halls now...I'm on the lam!"
"Copal: All right you boneheads, thank your lucky stars and get to your freakin' cars! We have a mass poisoning on our hands! Too many dead to assign specific cases, so all clients are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! So, let's see some hustle out there!"
"Manny: {when trying to pick up the hole punch} Could I take your hole punch?"
"Manny: This <*object*> looks like it's about to fall apart."
"Manny: Why do some clients qualify for better travel packages?"
"Manny: {to Eva} Any messages for me?"
"Manny: I don't have a net, or a desire to have a pet pigeon."
"Salvador: {to Manny, about Meche} Manuel? Are you... in love with her?"
"Manny: I just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling."
"Manny: It's my boss' secretary's evil twin!"
"Manny: Have you thought about using messages tied to balloons? I can get you plenty of balloons."
"Manny: He doesn't even HIDE his booze in a file cabinet. What kind of salesman is he?"
"Manny: What are they going to do to me?"
"Manny: Who's out there?"
"Salvador: {to Manny} Young man, you are an enemy of the Department of Death! Welcome to the club!"
"Manny: You're keeping me here because you need the eggs?"
"Manny: Buenos dias."
"Manny: As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
"Manny: Are you SURE you're Mercedes Colomar?"
"Manny: Just curious--How'd you get in there?"
"Manny: Hey, I'm still not getting any messages."
"Manny: Did you kill much when you were alive?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!