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"Manny: I think slot machines attract an undesirable element."
"Manny: {to Chepito} How long have you been down here?"
"Glottis: {Glottis and Velasco about the Bone Wagon} Well, actually, it's mostly stock, with a few mods here and there..."
"Manny: Tell me your system, Charlie."
"Manny: Don't you ever worry that your job is getting to you, Membrillo?"
"Manny: {to Chepito} Is everything okay with your eyebrows?"
"Glottis: Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people."
"Manny: {when falling into the Sea of Lament} Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Velasco: Look, I know how you feel son. Once I lost a very special lady myself. I waved to her from the docks as she sailed out of port and I never saw her again."
"Manny: Why aren't you over at the roulette tables?"
"Olivia Ofrenda: [reading a poem] With bony hands I hold my partner/ On soulless feet we cross the floor/ The music stops as if to answer/ An empty knocking at the door/ It seems his skin was sweet as mango/ When last I held him to my breast/ But now we dance this grim fandango/ And will four years before we rest."
"Carla: {to Manny} Why is it all men are after the same thing - except you?!"
"Manny: {when trying to pick up Glottis} We're underwater--we're not on the moon."
"Manny: {to Chepito} Could you send for help?"
"Manny: You must come with me, young ones, for I am the Grim Reaper."
"Glottis: Uh-oh! Crazy road! Too crazy for the Bone Wagon!"
"Manny: Oh, poor spiders. No more demon heart to eat."
"Manny: {while Glottis is showing off the Bone Wagon's new shocks} What a relief. I was getting concerned that our transportation wasn't ostentatious enough."
"Manny: {to Celso} What are you doing here?"
"Manny: So, know a good place to stay in town?"
"Manny: How's the flow tonight?"
"Manny: {when looking at the gamblers in the casino} Ah, my bread and butter..."
"Manny: {looks at the moon} It shone, pale as bone / as I stood there alone. / And I thought to myself how the moon..."
"Manny: {when the player attempts to use a pile of dirty dishes} Not to sound like a capitalist oppressor, but I have people who do that for me now."
"Manny: [at open mic night] Testing...check one...check two....Alright! WHO'S READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?!"
"Manny: Anyone know where I can find some tools?"
"Slisko: You smell like bacon and oppression, man."
"Glottis: {after getting thrown out of the cat track} Hey, come on! You gotta let me back in! I'M A VIP!"
"Manny: Glottis! Do something!"
"Manny: {to Chepito} Amigo!"
"Manny: I'm going to try to guess his password..."
"Manny: I prefer to eat out of clean dishes that aren't nailed to the roof."
"Manny: {after seeing the "improvements" Glottis made to his car} Glottis! Are you loco? What got into you? That was a company car!"
"Manny: {trying to scare off a flock of pigeons with a balloon shaped like Robert Frost's head} Run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!"
"Manny: {when looking at pile of bones} It's an ugly pile of bones, like me."
"Manny: These spiders have Glottis' heart in their web!"
"Manny: Wanna go for a ride?"
"Glottis: Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar! Like eagles! Yeah! LIKE EAGLES...ON...POGO STICKS!!!"
"Velasco: You folks gonna stay in Rubacava for a spell?"
"Manny: How do you get around here with all the mist?"
"Manny: I'll help you find your wife. What did she look like?"
"Manny: {when looking at the photo of Celso's wife} It's Celso's wife--Actually I don't think skin would help."
"Celso: Oh, Manny. Is there a greater constant in nature than the treachery of women?"
"Manny: Think she'll come in tonight?"
"Manny: {looks at Velasco} That Dockmaster Velasco is one salty old bag of rope."
"Manny: {when looking at the croupier at Manny's casino} An honest roulette croupier is hard to find..."
"Manny: I had no idea you liked gambling so much, Glottis."
"Manny: {when trying to pick up the moon} Don't have that kind of equipment."
"Manny: {looks at the locked gate near SS Limbo} It's locked."
"Manny: Why are you walking instead of taking a ship?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!