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"Looking at yourself in a mirror isn't exactly a study of life."
"I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that."
"How many women do we know who were continually kissed by Clark Gable, William Powell, Cary Grant, Spencer Tracy and Fredric March? Only one: Myrna Loy... And to meet whom did Franklin D. Roosevelt find himself tempted to call off the Yalta Conference? Myrna Loy. And to see what lady in what picture did John Dillinger risk coming out of hiding to meet his bullet-ridden death in an alley in Chicago? Myrna Loy, in Manhattan Melodrama."
"I put out an ad in the classifieds: ‘Wanted, superhero. I’m a damsel in distress’."
"I've had experiences before where a director is like, "Yeah, I wanted a blonde." Have you heard of hair dye?"
"I feel that in order to truly be an actor, you have to differentiate yourself and your roles."
"I was always wanting to learn and be one of those actresses who can actually hold a conversation as opposed to standing there looking pretty."
"I've always felt that kids are really smart."
"I never had a stage mother, which is probably one of the reasons why I’m still doing this."
"If you’re not falling, you’re not training hard enough."
"I'm usually the one who leaves a water bottle on set, because it gets thirsty under those bright lights."
"My meeting with Joss at the beginning of the season was kind of like, "Alright, welcome to the cast, you're a teenager, you're a Key, have fun."
"Actually, I believe in the third season, one of the characters says, "Three hundred and something", which is the number of days from that point that I would appear on the show. Which is awesome."
"Last night Alexis got his script for Angel. I was like, "Oh, I would have been getting a Buffy script right now.""
"I just don't feel the need to swallow all the time, I only do it because I have to, because, like, saliva's gross or something, but I don't see it that way. It's just spit, what's the big deal? I really don't care."
"No, I don't think they're obsessive, they're just dedicated."
"I love the shock factors and that Michelle is just OK with every aspect of herself, especially the sexual side."
"Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father."
"While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die—whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness."
"Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity."
"A company producing a television commercial was looking for child dancers. … It was a commercial set in the fifties, and a young family broke into dance. I was the son; I had a sister, a father, and a mother, who was played by Gilda Radner. Gilda had not yet been hired for Saturday Night Live (in fact, Saturday Night Live didn’t exist yet). It was a four-day shoot, and I, like every other human being who met her, fell in love with Gilda. And on the last day of the shoot, we said our goodbyes in the parking lot. I cried like a baby. My whole family came to pick me up, and upon seeing me crying, my brothers gave me a new nickname to replace Twinkletoes. I was hereby called Sucky Baby, because of the emotion I had displayed upon my cruel separation from Ms. Gilda Radner, who became known in my house as “your girlfriend.” I was Sucky Baby for ten years."
"It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We get to live, then we have to die. What we put into every moment is all we have… What spirit human beings have! It is a pretty cheesy deal—all the pleasures of life, and then death."
"Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one"."
"I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident."
"Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men — how about "New Car Interior"?"
"Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind."
"I don't even know how this word came into being: "aerobics". I guess gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge ten dollars an hour, we can't call it 'jumping up and down'.""
"Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag."
"[One of my friends] was in labor for 36 hours. (I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.)"
"To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to."
"Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?""
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
"We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!