"visiting Ataru in his classroom: Teacher, husbands and wives should always be together, whether it's raining or windy, in the house, or even at school!"

"Darling! Shinobu can go to hell!"

"We're going to make a baby on Saturday night!"

"Nope! 'Cause in my tummy is DARLING'S BABY!"

"DARLING NO BAKA!!! ("Darling, you idiot!")"

"One, two, three! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!"

"Where I come from, marriage is a sacred institution, so if you cheat on me... [shocks Ataru] (Episode 1)"

"What's that look on yer face? Is that how you look at folks coming all the way from beyond the galaxy?! (Episode 2)"

"You disgusting slimeball!"

"repeated line: Boku ii ko! ("I'm a good boy!")"

"to Ataru: You are the personification of the word "stupid"!"

"Praise Buddha, praise Buddha. In the name of Jesus Christ, praise Buddha."

"Y... your face, my friend... it's hopelessly horrible!!!"

"Haratama! Kiyotama! (Excorsize! Purify!)"

"Ran-chan shiawase! (Lil' Ran's so happy!)"

"Oh, that's terrible..."

"If you do not apologize...I shall be angry."

"Would you like some sherbert while you bathe?"

"So am I sarcastic, the stingiest person you know, or a cold-blooded businesswoman which is it...I am none of those, but that's quite alright with me."

"Hey Ran. It's a call from your '"treacherous snake"."

"oft-repeated line: Oh, I never should have had him!"

"ORE WA ONNA DA!!!! ("I AM A WOMAN!!!!")"

"Move it! Outta my way!"

"Ed: Sure, he's strong, after all..."

"'Ed: Remember the deal. You're cooperating with us."

"Martins': Guess I have no choice! Well, I was getting tired of being cooped up anyway. It'll be great if some babes came back to me!"

"Ed: Yeah, I'll use our power to make you join us."

"Martins': Yeah."

"Ed: I see. But you know...I can't let some prisoner keep his weapon. Then why don't you try fighting us with that Katana? If you win, we'll never bother you again. But, if we win..."

"Martins': I join you? Interesting...That's what I like! You serious on taking me on?"

"Al: Babes...Brother, is it alright if we get him to come along..."

"Al: Please. Won't you help us?"

"Martins': But I'm a prisoner and you want me to break out? You gotta be kidding me."

"Ed: That's great. Now that you have that, you'll be able to fight, won't you?"

"Ed: By the way, could this Katana... be yours?"

"Martins': I didn't think I could get this thing back again."

"Martins': Now it's more sad if that guy's here."

"Ed: Colonel's taking fully responsiblity for the jail break so there's no problem."

"Ed: What?!"

"Al: Colonel Mustang said your power will be essential."

"Martins': I refuse."

"Al: I- I'm Alphonse Elric, just an alchemist."