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"Tara Strong as Kiera"
"Don't make me go Precursor on you!"
"You want some Bad Ottsel?"
"Good girls finish first."
"I can handle tools. (flirtatiously) But that's not all I'm good at, Jak."
"Phil LaMarr as Sig, GT Blitz/Mizo"
"Susan Eisenberg as Ashelin Praxis"
"Don't make me put on my goggles and show you how it's done. You wouldn't live long enough to see me cross the finish line."
"Wham, bam, thank you ma'am."
"Good looks and speed win every time."
"Touch me, and you die."
"Fastest around the track, and my hair is still perfect."
"Krew...reproduced?! Ewwww! Can you imagine what that tub of jelly must look like?"
"(to an unknown person on cell phone) Call a meeting. I want every crime boss present. That's right... I'm running this town now. Father was too soft. No, don't eliminate the racers, they were my friends. Although probably not any longer. Ahhh, well... It's just business."
"Okay, now you piss me off!"
"Jak, next time you invite me to one of your little parties...DON'T!"
"But at least we're winning races. That's good."
"Mike Erwin as Jak"
"Bigger is better!"
"Kleiver chops through the pack!"
"Tell you the truth, I'm probably dead already. But that doesn't mean I can't take a few scumbags with me."
"You want some Dark Jak?"
"So we're up against the world's nastiest crime boss with the best mercenary racers money can buy, and we've been poisoned. I've had better weeks."
"Ready to get car-Jakked?"
"I'm gonna Jak you up!"
"Feeling Jakked up?"
"This one's for Damas."
"Yeah, Samos taught me well."
"Size does matter!"
"It's ottsel season!"
"Dude, that was so last adventure - available in stores now."
"You know, I was having a good day until you showed up!"
"I smell burnt ottsel!"
"I'm a bright orange target!"
"I got my butt shaved there."
"Warren Burton as Samos"
"Go ahead, give it a burl. I'll be the one laughing from the stands."
"That show pony, Gee-Whizz Blitz, told me I could find you here."
"I'm gonna find you two out on the track, and when I do, you'll wish you'd never wedged behind a wheel!"
"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"
"This Wastelander is gonna waste you."
"You're dead in 3, 2, 1..."
"My show will cover your funeral!"
"Smile, Jak. You're dead."
"You ready for a girl to beat you?"
"Well, somebody here had better win, or I'm gonna be very pissed...and very dead."
"[last words] You have a habit of leaving people to die, don't you?"
"I'd love this if it wasn't me!"
"(Before getting interrupted by Ashelin) My father provided everything we need to win. One of us can do it if we all..."
"Max Cassella as Daxter"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!