"Who woulda thought I'd live to see the day I had to be rescued by a boy and his muskrat? I'm gonna give Gol and Maia a little payback for these embarrassments! Then we'll see about cookin' up some muskrat stew. (Daxter gulps)"

"I have spent my life searching for the answers that my father and my father's fathers failed to find. Who were the Precursors? Why did they create the vast monoliths that litter our planet? How did they harness Eco, the life energy of the world? What was their purpose? And why did they vanish? I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall. Every bone in my body tells me that the answers rest on the shoulders... of a young boy... oblivious to his destiny, uninterested in the search for truth, and rejecting of my guidance! And why would he want to listen to old Samos the sage, anyway? I'm only the master of Green Eco, one of the wisest men on the planet! So it seems the answers begin not with careful research or sensible thinking. Nay! As with many of fate's mysteries, it begins with but a small act... of disobedience."

"I'll say something really teary at the funeral, like... "HOW AM I GONNA GET CHANGED BACK NOW?!!""

"Hey, Jak! Can I, uh... have your insect collection?"

"Say "goodnight", Jak."

"Don't step into the light, Jak! DON'T STEP INTO THE LIGHT!!"

"While you're down there, will you rub my feet?"

"Don't worry, I'll avenge you! Not...!"

"(when attacks) Yah!"

"I was right behind you, Jak! Really... I was."

""Oh Boy! Here we go again!"

"Hmmm. Stay fuzzy, save the world... Choices. Oh alright fine! We'll save the world! But do it quickly before I change my mind!"

"I like Precursor Orbs and power cells as much as the next guy, but if you ask me, [the Precursors] musta been real losers."

"The sage yaps on about the Precursors who built this place all the time. (imitating Samos) "Where did they go, why did they build this crap?""

"(to Samos) Uh, we won't find any more of that Dark-gooey-Eco stuff in there, will we? Cuz I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!"

"(when falls) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"(when gets hit) Ouch!"

"Well, uh... better you than me."

"Heimlich! Stretcher! Yuck! Breath mint?"

"Step 1: Stay Alive. Step 2: THINK-ABOUT-NOT-DOING-SOMETHING-LIKE-THAT-AGAIN!"