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"See you on the other side, man."

"Hm. So God lied to me. That seems like a dick move."

"Dude, what are you on? 'Cause I want some."

"Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?"

"Dude. That's my heart."

"Oh hey, I know him!"

"I have been, and always shall be, your friend. The power is yours."

"You won't do it. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me. You won't fucking shoot me! You won't fucking shoot me!"

"Course you do. You're the one who made him insane. And you, you annoyed the shit out of him, which made him even crazier. You have idea much that's affected us, the people who work for him?"

"Damn, this whore can shoot."

"When you tell someone they're gonna be taking out a doctor and a prostitute, it's not always a given that they'll have the ability to fire back!"

"Well, this'll get the job done."

"God damn it, yes, I'm sure!"

"Fear not, my children, for he cannot hurt you."

"Okay, okay, you got me, you got—"

"Guys, always remember... we... are... shar—"

"I... am gonna come back... as a ghost... and haunt EVERYONE!!!"

"I look forward to spending eternity with you, sir."

"Don't fight it. Deep down this is what you want. To go out with me in a glorious—"

"Goodbye, dad."

"Jesus of fucking Christland, I failed you."

"I don't care. Just... never... put... the helmet on. This... is... CNN..."

"If you help me, I can help you. Tell you all the secrets your father never did, like how you can breathe under water."

"I am the Queen of the Sea, you oversized, helmet wearing turd, and I answer to no one."

"That was... uh... the best penetration you did... because you suck at sex..."

"Now you'll have to live knowing my death was on your hands."

"I'm surprised you don't like him. After all, you do share a name with his believed wife."

"What about the freedom to decide that for ourselves? What if that's all some of us wanted? Answer me that, sister."

"Wife! Wife! Wi—"

"This is fine, I guess."

""Enter...tain... me." I'm... John...ny..."

"Well, what the hell are you waiting for, huh? Go ahead, do it. Do it. Do it, you blue son of a—"

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuc—"

"No! I... was... supposed... to... win..."

"Then dodge."

"You wouldn't!"

"I might not be the heart of this team, but I'm gonna rip out yours."

"Neither... is yours..."

"DAMMIT, I VOTED FOR BUSH!"

"DAMN YOU, HINDSIGHT! Bleh."

"I don't think that's gonna work. (Krillin: Why not?) I sort of have a hole in my esophagus."

"That's right! Don't worry guys! We worked ourselves half to death with our training! So I know that as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans! And we will wi–"

"Wait, wha–?"

"I'm... right behind you... Chiaotzu."

"Why... Didn't... You... DOOOOOOODGE?!? Bleh."

"But... I... Well then. Goodbye, my friend."

"Oh, and I totally killed that guy. Oh well, at least we had fun getting here. Right, Vegeta? Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege-AAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

"I'm on fire!"

"And I now welcome the sweet embrace of death."

"But-but I hate you! Why would I–?"