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April 10, 2026
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"Mia Goth - Maxine Miller/Maxine Minx"
"Toby Huss - a coroner"
"Larry Fessenden - a security guard"
"Deborah Geffner - Elaine"
"Simon Prast - Reverend Ernest Miller"
"Sophie Thatcher - an FX Artist"
"Ned Vaughn - the news anchor"
"Halsey - Tabby Martin"
"Moses Sumney - Leon Green"
"Chloe Farnworth - Amber James"
"Lily Collins - Molly Bennett"
"Angry people are so easy to lead."
"I did this all for you. I tried to give you what you wanted. To be just like your daddy. But I created a monster!"
"You shall be marked with the sign of the beast so that the devil may never hide amongst us. The choice is yours. Whaddya say?"
"Giancarlo Esposito - Teddy Knight, Esq."
"Alistair Sewell - Howard, Pearl's husband"
"Do you know what happened to the last person who tried to kill me? I crushed her fucking head."
"Failing a child is the greatest sin of all."
"[At other auditioning actresses] Y'all might as well go home, 'cuz I just fuckin' nailed that!"
"Kevin Bacon - John Labat"
"You didn't fail me, daddy. You gave me just what I needed. Divine intervention!"
"[to herself] You're a fucking movie star."
"[after Maxine shakes Molly's hand, covered in fake blood] Well, we've all got blood on our hands now..."
"Do you want a bit of free advice? Look around you. You've made it to the belly of the beast, congratulations, very few come this far. To stay here, you must make it your obsession. Eliminate all other distractions, because if you take your eye off that prize for even a moment, the beast will spit you right back out where you came from. May never get a taste for you again."
"Martin Henderson - Wayne"
"Scott Mescudi - Jackson"
"Jenna Ortega - Lorraine"
"Mia Goth - Maxine Minx / Pearl"
"One God Damn Fucked Up Horror Picture"
"Brittany Snow - Bobby-Lynne"
"Owen Campbell - RJ"
"Take it from me, letting outdated traditions control how you live your life will get you nowhere."
"It's just sex. You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw. Attraction's out of our control. It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside."
"Sheriff Dentler: Well, by the looks of everythin', I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture."
"Well, you know I'm always game. My American Dream is not unreasonable. I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties."
"Everybody likes sex. It's a gas. We're just not afraid to admit it. Queer, straight, black, white - it's all disco."
"I was dealt a good hand. People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me. Be a sin not to take care of 'em."
"Dying to Show You a Good Time"
"Stephen Ure -Howard"
"There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then. That's the power of beauty."
"It'll be our secret. [runs over Pearl's head with the truck's wheels until she crushes Pearl to a pulp, speeds off] Divine intervention. Praise the fuckin' Lord."
"We don't need Hollywood. These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars. We're gonna do it all ourselves."
"Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. Never let a good woman out of your sight. Never mention her weight. How do you think I've been surrounded by so many beautiful females my whole life? There's an art to it."
"I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste."
"Simon Prast - a televangelist"
"[on his shotgun] Hell, this ain't even loaded. Pointing it and waving it around is usually enough to scare them straight."
"Amelia Reid-Meredith - Margaret, Howard and Mitsy's mother"
"Emma Jenkins-Purro - Mitsy, Howard's sister"
"Tandi Wright - Ruth, Pearl's mother"
"David Corenswet - the projectionist"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!