Mean Creek

"I dare you to pull your pants down and your underwear, and show us that famous dick of yours for at least ten seconds. {to Marty in Truth or Dare}"

"I'm sorry, George."

"We were planning on stripping you, throwing you in the river, then make you run home naked."

"Uncle Martini!"

"You always attack for no reason."

"Shut the fuck up, George! Shut the fuck up!"

"[after George squirts him with a water gun] DON'T EVER FUCKING SQUIRT THAT THING AT ME AGAIN!!"

"Oh, You son of a bitch! Oh, You asshole! I wanna fuck your asshole!"

"Oh yeah baby girl, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahhhhh squirt all over me"

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?! You're a punk, Sam! I ought to kill you! You fucking dickhead! I told you to never touch my camera! Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! I ought to fucking kill you! And I will kill you, you little punk, if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again. (he gets up to leave after tackling Sam, pushing onlookers out of the way) Get out of my way!"

"So, let's see the penis. Bring on the penis!"

"You're a fucking lying son of a bitch, Sam, all right? And I fucking hope you go to hell. (Millie: Don't make things worse, George.) Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt! (Clyde: Sit down, George. You're out of control.) SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE! You faggot! Fucking skinny, butt-munching faggot. I hate you, you know that? I really do. Because all you do is fucking prance around school talking about your fucking faggoty, fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, all right?! It makes me sick! And I... I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease! Yeah, and speaking of dead fathers..., I just remember why bonehead, white trashed fucking donkey dick Marty, got so fucking freaked when I started talking about his daddy. His neanderthal, drunk dad, put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall. You know... I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said he splattered his brains all over the wall. I thought it was sad at first, but now... I like it. His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall."

"Why'd you drop the anchor?"

"Happy Birthday, Sam!"

"His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall!"

"Somebody help! (after he hits his head with his camera underwater, then dies)"

"I know it's your birthday, Sam, but shut your trap."

"Why don't you speak for yourself, faggot?"

"{On his dyslexia} My doctor says it's a genetic variation, like for evolution."

"Fat boy's gonna get what he's got coming."

"If you're really feeling like a party animal... you wanna smoke a birthday doobie?"

"I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans."

"That's what happens when you fuck with Martini Blank! Martini's friends back him up. That's what friends do, fuck-o. That's why you're in the water. 'Cause you've got none."

"I don't want anyone else wimping out on their dares."

"We gotta bury the body."

"{To Sam} So, what's it like being a male?"

"{To Sam} If you could snap your fingers right now, and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?"

"{To Sam} Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck You!"

"{To Sam} It was your guys' plan. I was just there."

"{On George} No, screw that guy."

"No, I never do anything to anybody."

"He doesn't smoke, Marty."

"No one talks to people like that."

"You can never go back."

"Beneath the surface, everyone has a secret."

"Rory Culkin - Sam"

"Josh Peck - George"

"Scott Mechlowicz - Marty"

"Trevor Morgan - Rocky"

"Carly Schroeder - Millie"

"Ryan Kelley - Clyde"