German Films

"Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!"

"Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that."

"If you're happy and you know it think again."

"What's this? A dead one of these."

"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you still hitting yourself?"

"What is it you can't face? (use strong Indian accent on "can't")"

"Go Speedy. Ride like a cowboy."

"I WANNA SING!"

"I lied. She is still with Le Coq, and he still has the biggest Weiner in history."

"Well, it looks more like Gay Skin. (laughs)"

"THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt."

"I don't know what you're talking about. (coughs up feathers)"

"Let's make like a baby and head out."

"I have two tattoos. One of them is DRAMA tattoo and the other is a picture of daffy duck pushing a lawn mower through my pubes."

"If you ever sucker punch me again, I'll kick your ass all the way back to the keebler factory."

"Is it made out of dog? Is it a dog's tingy, am I being punk'd?"

"Tonight I want you to go from nowhere to NOW HERE.™"

"Marishka Hargitay... Marishka Hargitay."

"Marishka Hargitay Val Kilmer."

"Marishka Hargitay Jessica simpson."

"Break the pickle...tickle, tickle."

"Don't peck my fucking eyes!"

"BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth™"

"Milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made"

"Guru Pitka had a farm. EIEIO. And in that farm he did no harm. EIEIO.™"

"Dick Pants... send him in."

"Although I was raised here in India, I was born in America, which is where our journey begins. It's the story of a hockey player, named Darren Roanoke. My most resistant student, who became my greatest teacher... Or some such bullshit, I don't know."

"[last lines] Get some rest, Pam. You look tired."

"Gabriel Mann - Danny Zorn"

"Karl Urban - Kirill"

"Julia Stiles - Nicki Parsons"

"Joan Allen - Pamela Landy"

"Brian Cox - Ward Abbott"

"Franka Potente - Marie Kreutz"

"Matt Damon - Jason Bourne"

"They took away his identity. Now he wants it back."

"They stole his identity. Now he wants it back."

"They should have left him alone."

"If there's something you're not telling me I want it now before I send that girl out there, do you understand?"

"This game? You just lost it."

"C'mon, guys, we ran this guy's life with total control for all those years; we should be a step ahead of him! You wanna go home? Find Jason Bourne."

"I'm getting on a plane to Berlin in 45 minutes, which means you're gonna call me back in 30. And when I ask you where we stand, I had better be impressed."

"I'm a patriot. I served my country."

"[sensing Jason Bourne standing behind him] I don't suppose it'll do me much good to cry for help, huh?"

"You're in a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it."

"Nothing in those files makes their sacrifice worthwhile."

"You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book."