Game Shows

"Marcus Brigstocke: "I don't know but I've been told"

"Rob Brydon: "She's very good with ice-cream dishes, I'd like to see her lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Who Wants to Be a Milliner?""

"Adrian Edmondson: "But remember to chew every mouthful.""

"Miles Jupp: "Just ten more minutes, the meat really needs to rest.""

"Rachel Parris: "Don't check if it's done or it'll take longer!""

"Henning Wehn: "In some cultures it's polite to burp afterwards.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Oh, no! I think I left the giblets in!""

"Miles Jupp: "I've put some little bowls out so you can clean your fingers.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Smack the bottom really hard and see if anything comes out.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Ooh, what a lovely spread.""

"Rachel Parris: "Shall I be mother?""

"Henning Wehn: "This is mostly crust!""

"Rory Bremner: "We're the police force, we solve crime"

"Gary Delaney: "Once on TV I was hot"

"Pippa Evans: [Whispering throughout] "Gentle parenting's the way"

"Miles Jupp: "Good news about your application"

"Harry Enfield: "Come and buy a lovely vape"

"Marcus Brigstocke: "About my trips I always crow"

"Harry Enfield: "We'll send you a massive bill"

"Graeme Garden: "Gibbon's Decline & Fall of the Hackney Empire""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "EM Forster's 'A Passage to Islington'""

"Barry Cryer: "The Condom of the Opera""

"Graeme Garden: "Moby Doris""

"Graeme Garden: "And there's Antony Worrall Thompson's crabs on ginger nuts!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A nice alternative to caesar salad is caesar melons!""

"Barry Cryer: "A full-bodied 69, you can keep your macon"."

"Andy Hamilton: "Toad in the hole. Then out of the hole, then in the hole, then out of the hole...""

"Barry Cryer: "Mange toot-toot.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Chili con car-key.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Carparkio of beef.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "De-icer cream.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Jellied wheels.""

"Graeme Garden: "And those who enjoy Korean cooking, there's Rover.""

"Graeme Garden: "Edward Fingerhands.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Joseph and His Quite Interesting Beige Pajamas.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "All Quiet on the Front of Western.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Civiless in Seattle.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "If I'm a Celebrity, What am I Doing Here?""

"Barry Cryer: "The Sound of Mucus.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Seven Dwarfs for Seven Samurai.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Tale of Mr. Tiggy's Winkle.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Around IKEA in 80 Days.""

"Graeme Garden: "Bring Me the Head of...Oh, No; Here It Is!""

"Graeme Garden: "It's Alright To Look Now.""

"Miles Jupp: "Night of the Living Happily in Surrey.""

"Miles Jupp: "Carrie On Camping.""

"Barry Cryer: "Thursday the 12th.""

"While Samantha nips out to warm up her little Morris..."

"Rachel Parris: "And it's polite not to leave until everyone has finished.""