Game Shows

"Hibernating animals"

"Pointless lists without punchlines. "Well that told me, Mr. Morrissey.""

"Magnifying mirrors"

"Fred Wedlock"

"The smell of parmesan"

"Glade Plug-ins"

"Loft lagging"

"Branston Pickle"

"Tony Wilson"

"Graeme Garden: "And there's Antony Worrall Thompson's crabs on ginger nuts!""

"Rob Brydon: "She's very good with ice-cream dishes, I'd like to see her lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A nice alternative to caesar salad is caesar melons!""

"Barry Cryer: "Winkles in cider.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Balshazzar's Sandwich""

"Jack Dee: "Lean back and fillet.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Coq in a vin.""

"Willie Rushton: (on James Bond books) "'Casino Royale' has now become 'Bingo with Princess Michael', 'Thunderball' is 'Drizzle Pillock', 'Dr. No' is 'First aid kit in the boot, possibly', and my favourite I think is 'Octopussy' has become 'Unipart'.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "EM Forster's 'A Passage to Islington'""

"Barry Cryer: "The Condom of the Opera""

"Graeme Garden: "The Chi-Hua-Hua of the Baskervilles""

"Willie Rushton: "Tadpole Dundee""

"Graeme Garden: "Gibbon's Decline & Fall of the Hackney Empire""

"Graeme Garden: "Moby Doris""

"Barry Cryer: "A full-bodied 69, you can keep your macon"."

"Harry Enfield: "Come and buy a lovely vape"

"Miles Jupp: "Good news about your application"

"Lucy Porter: "No matter if you're on the dole"

"Tony Hawks: "We look at your rectal issues"

"Rory Bremner: "Out of range the battery's dead"

"Marcus Brigstocke: "I don't know but I've been told"

"Marcus Brigstocke: "About my trips I always crow"

"Pippa Evans: "Standing watching all of you"

"Rory Bremner: "We're the police force, we solve crime"

"Gary Delaney: "Once on TV I was hot"

"Miles Jupp: "Oh, let's not be formal, just use your hands.""

"Miles Jupp: "I might just have to loosen my trousers and go for seconds.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Sorry, I started without you.""

"Pippa Evans: [Whispering throughout] "Gentle parenting's the way"

"Harry Enfield: "We'll send you a massive bill"

"Andy Hamilton: "Toad in the hole. Then out of the hole, then in the hole, then out of the hole...""

"Adrian Edmondson: "But remember to chew every mouthful.""

"Miles Jupp: "Just ten more minutes, the meat really needs to rest.""

"Rachel Parris: "Don't check if it's done or it'll take longer!""

"Henning Wehn: "In some cultures it's polite to burp afterwards.""

"Miles Jupp: "I've put some little bowls out so you can clean your fingers.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Smack the bottom really hard and see if anything comes out.""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Ooh, what a lovely spread.""

"Rachel Parris: "Shall I be mother?""

"Henning Wehn: "This is mostly crust!""

"Adrian Edmondson: "Oh, no! I think I left the giblets in!""