Game Shows

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Fiddler On The Roof Rack""

"Barry Cryer: "Alfa Romeo & Juliet, Comedy Of Sierras, and Much Ado About Vauxhall starring Richard Gear""

"Graeme Garden: "Robin Reliant: Prince Of Thieves""

"Willie Rushton: "Paint Your Volkswagen""

"Barry Cryer: "Die Lada""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Hatchback Of Notre Dame""

"Graeme Garden: "Anything starring Joan Collins - apparently she's seen a cockatoo!""

"Graeme Garden: "My Left Coot""

"Graeme Garden: "Nightjar on Elm Street""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Last of the Red Hot Plovers""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Oh What a Lovely Warbler!""

"Graeme Garden: "Hudson Hawk - that was a real turkey!""

"Barry Cryer: "Steve McQueen in Poulet""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Pied Wagtails of the Unexpected""

"Willie Rushton: "The Merry Widgeon""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Cole Porter's Anything Goose""

"Graeme Garden: "The Sound of Emu Sick""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Waders of the Lost Ark""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Moby Tit""

"Graeme Garden: "Duck Tracy""

"Willie Rushton: "The Maltese Ptarmigan""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A Tern of the Screw""

"Barry Cryer: "There's a Gull in my Soup""

"Graeme Garden: "Back to the Vulture""

"Graeme Garden: "Sean Canary in Licensed to Trill""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dan Quail in Cuckoo's Talking""

"Willie Rushton: "All Quiet on the Crested Grebe""

"Willie Rushton: "The Forbidden Gannet""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "9½ Beaks""

"Barry Cryer: "The Outlaw Josey Quails""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A big welcome, please, for Mr & Mrs Ratesstadium and their daughter Emma Ratesstadium... Go the Gunners!""

"Tony Hawks: "Please welcome Mr & Mrs Mansabitweirdyoudontwanttogothere, and their daughter Isla Mansabitweirdyoudontwanttogothere.""

"Graeme Garden: "Welcome, please, Mr & Mrs Two and their son Theo." (Barry: "Theo Two?")"

"Tony Hawks: "From Wales, yes, Mr & Mrs Fodd and their rather cold son Ice Ted Fodd.""

"Tony Hawks: "Please welcome Mr & Mrs Youcantreallywanttovisitswindon and their daughter Shirley Youcantreallywanttovisitswindon.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Will you please welcome Mr & Mrs Sburycathedral, and their son Saul Sburycathedral." (Jack: "They don't get any better, so I shouldn't start...")"

"Barry Cryer: "Mr & Mrs Nottoofarifyoufancyadaytrip, and their son Francis...""

"Graeme Garden: "Will you welcome, please, Mr & Mrs Swall, and their son Adrian Swall.""

"Graeme Garden: "Welcome please Mr. & Mrs. Bennettcantyoustopyourdoghumpingmyleg, and their son Gordon Bennettcantyoustopyourdoghumpingmyleg.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "They've come with their friend, the Prince of Wales. Now that is a Pedigree Chum.""

"Graeme Garden: "Welcome please Mr. & Mrs. Zact, and their violent son Dangerous Doug Zact.""

"Rob Brydon: "Time for music now, ladies and gentlemen, from the Pointer Sisters, all great looking bitches...""

"Graeme Garden: "Closely followed by Mr. & Mrs. Pavement, and their unpleasant daughter Foul Lindy Pavement.""

"Rob Brydon: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mr. & Mrs. Lapdog, and their unpopular daughter Shit Sue.""

"Graeme Garden: "Will you all welcome please Mr. & Mrs. Russell, and their son Bertrand.""

"Barry Cryer: "All the way from Italy to the dog lovers' ball we say 'Ciao!', and welcome Signore e Signora Forgetatheplasticbagwhenyoutakeathedogforawalk, and their lovely daughter Donna Forgetatheplasticbagwhenyoutakeathedogforawalk.""

"Rob Brydon: "Please welcome Mr. & Mrs. Satian, and their son Al.""

"Graeme Garden: "A warm welcome, if you please, for Mr. & Mrs. Turepoodle, and their daughter Minnie Turepoodle.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "All the way from Australia, please welcome Jeff, his father was English, his mother was from Iran... Yes, that's right, he's a Pomeranian!" (Jack: "Awww bless, he's so proud of that one, wasn't he?")"

"Rob Brydon: "Please welcome Mr. & Mrs. Lee, and their facially hirsute son Bearded Col.""