Game Shows

"Marcus Brigstocke: "It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say...""

"Tony Hawks: "It ain't no big thing...""

"Jo Brand: "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...""

"Tony Hawks: "I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in Memphis, she tried to take me upstairs for a ride...""

"Rob Brydon: "Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue...""

"Rob Brydon: "I, I love the colourful clothes she wears, and the way the sunlight plays upon her hair...""

"Tony Hawks: "Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone...""

"Jo Brand: "I'm forever blowing bubbles...""

"Graeme Garden: "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Lovin' you isn't the right thing to do...""

"Rory Bremner: "One two three o'clock, four o'clock rock, five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock...""

"Miles Jupp: "Mmmbop, bop-da-doo-wop, doo-waa mmmbop, ba-ba-ba doo-wa, doo-waa mmmbop...""

"Rob Brydon: "If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?""

"Pippa Evans: "If you see our favourite sign at the sign of the road, it says '15 miles to the LOOOOVE SHAAACK'...""

"Miles Jupp: "Round, round, get around, I get around yeah, get around, woah, I get around...""

"Pippa Evans: "I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night...""

"Rob Brydon: "Listen to the ground, there is music all around...""

"Miles Jupp: "Girl, you really got me now...""

"Tony Hawks: "She was just seventeen, well you know what I mean...""

"Pippa Evans: "Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a...""

"Tony Hawks: "Well since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell...""

"Tony Hawks: "It's been seven hours and fifteen days...""

"Tony Hawks: "I can't give you anything but my love...""

"Pippa Evans: "Grt your motor runnin', head out on the highway...""

"Rob Brydon: "You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar...""

"Vicki Pepperdine: "Doe - a deer, a female deer...""

"Vicki Pepperdine: "Knowing me, knowing you...""

"Henning Wehn: [In a singing voice comparable with that of Jeremy Hardy] "You must remember this...""

"Vicki Pepperdine: "I could have danced all night...""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where the wedding has been...""

"Henning Wehn: "I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told..." [Breaks into laughter]"

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked...?""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Ground control to Major Tom...""

"Miles Jupp: "I got chills, they're multiplyin'...""

"Miles Jupp: "I close my eyes...""

"Graeme Garden: "Abergavenny Questions.""

"Rachel Parris: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings...""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "The road is long, with many a winding turn...""

"Henning Wehn: "I can tell by your eyes that you've probably been crying forever...""

"Rory Bremner: [as Bob Dylan] "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me...""

"Barry Cryer: "I'll just have a nibble.""

"Andy Hamilton: "YES! ...I was watching the football, sorry...""

"Rory Bremner: "If I had a hammer...""

"Andy Hamilton: "I don't wanna talk...""

"Rory Bremner: "I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore...""

"Caroline Quentin: "TENA - When clenching just isn't enough.""

"Tony Hawks: "The Internet - It's what your right arm's for.""

"Tony Hawks: "Yorkshire Tourist Board - Piss off!""

"Andy Hamilton: "It's a God-awful small affair...""