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April 10, 2026
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"This shit just got real!"
"Francesca Annis - Lily Walker"
"Tom Wu - Lord John"
"Elana Binysh - Rachel"
"Anjela Lauren Smith - Doreen"
"Mark Strong - Sorter"
"Andrew Howard - Billy"
"Terrence Maynard - French Paul"
"André Benjamin - Avi"
"Vincent Pastore - Zach"
"Roy Liotta - Dorothy Macha"
"Jason Statham - Jake Green"
"Your mind will not accept a game this big"
"The greatest con, that he ever pulled... was making you believe... that he is you."
"You got a big mouth, on small head “Sunshine”!"
"Why don't you just fucking rape me, Paul?"
"So how exactly did this one manage to disarm and overpower a four-time national bodybuilding champion? Drag him half a block, throw him over six-foot wall, and then fed him to his own gun?"
"Why are they dragging this on? They could just clean me out in one hit. They want me to suffer. These twisted bastards are making me pay. Pay for my own pain. Hands down, that's the most radical concept I have ever heard of......and a part of me dies everytime I think about it. I told myself if this is the last round, they'll have to tear me out, piece by piece, but this I can't take. They've found a weakness. Caught me fair and square, cross-haired, blind-folded, one foot in the grave and two hands on the coffin. I'm cooked, well done, stick a fork in me and see if I bleed. I'm stuck in a trance...somewhere between hell and a hard place...in a gear that doesn't exist, and all I want now...is a little peace."
"Oh, I know you're still there... cause I can feel you dying. I can hear you tapping me... for a little nutrition. Now who's looking for a fix? It gets a little tight in here, do you? Well, you're not wrong... cause the walls are moving in. No food here. Not today, sunshine. My eyes are open and the restaurant's closed. Jog on. Slide off. Find someone else to fill your pipe. Someone, who won't see you coming... or know, when you're there."
"[In an elevator] Now I've got to spend the next two minutes, shaking... and sweating... like a crack whore clucking for a fix... Should have taken the stairs... cause it's getting very... very tight in here."
"One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former."
"There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others."
"You are a monster and a monster, in that order."
"Jacques Balutin - Etienne"
"I've hated you from the first moment I married you!"
"Eddra Gale - Anna Fassbender, Dr. Fassbender's wife"
"Paula Prentiss - Liz Bien"
"Ursula Andress - Rita"
"Capucine - Renée"
"Romy Schneider - Carole"
"Woody Allen - Victor Skapopulis"
"Peter O'Toole - Michael James"
"Peter Sellers - Dr. Fritz Fassbender"
"I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute."
"We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension."
"I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not back tomorrow, send for the police. If they're not back tomorrow, send my clothes."
"Look, I know you'll think this is crazy, but, er, when the light hits me from a certain direction, I'm... handsome."
"Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!"
"My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here."
"You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs."
"Silence when you're shouting at me!"
"A voyage beyond corporal life"
"Atik Mohamed – Le pélerin Ahmad"
"Kamel Belghazi – Khalid"
"Ghin Ognianova – The old woman"
"Jacky Nercessian - Mustapha"
"Mohamed Majd - The Father"
"Nicolas Cazalé - Réda"
"Robin Renucci - Father"
"François Truffaut (uncredited, archive footage) - Himself"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!