"[leaving a message for Diane] Maybe I didn't really know you. Maybe you were just a mirage. Maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we're all just hurling towards an apocalypse, in which case it's not your fault. I'm been thinking about all these things and... you're probably standing there monitoring. And one more thing - about the letter. Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. - It hurts me to know it's out there. Later."

"She broke up with me. What do I do? Can she come back? How can I get her back? I can't - I can't get her to talk to me. It's all so fucked up. I feel like crying. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

"They're spitefully romantic."

"Gabrielle Union - Chastity, Bianca’s best friend"

"David Leisure - Mr. Chapin"

"Allison Janney - Ms. Perky"

"Daryl "Chili" Mitchell - Mr. Morgan"

"Susan May Pratt - Mandella, Kat’s best friend and Michael’s love interest"

"David Krumholtz - Michael Eckman, Cameron’s best friend"

"Andrew Keegan - Joey Donner"

"Larry Miller - Dr. Walter Stratford, Kat & Bianca’s father"

"Larisa Oleynik - Bianca Stratford, Walter’s daughter and Kat’s younger sister"

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Cameron James, Bianca's love interest"

"Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona, Kat’s love interest"

"Julia Stiles - Kat Stratford, Walter’s daughter and Bianca’s older sister"

"Romeo, Oh Romeo, Get Out Of My Face."

"I burn, I pine, I perish!"

"How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways."

"I happen to like being adored, thank you."

"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

"It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."

"What is it with this chick? She got beer flavored nipples?"

"No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas."

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"

""Global Thermonuclear War." You may think it's one hell of a game. You couldn't be more right."

"Is it a game, or is it real?"

"Barry Corbin - General Jack Beringer"

"Ally Sheedy - Jennifer Katherine Mack"

"John Wood - Dr. Stephen Falken / Voice of Joshua"

"Dabney Coleman - Dr. John McKittrick"

"Matthew Broderick - David Lightman"

"Where the only winning move is NOT TO PLAY. We shall make world peace so you have a decision to make now."

"To David Lightman, "Global Thermonuclear War" will just be one hell of a game. To everybody else, it will be hell waiting to happen."

"This is the weekend they didn't play chess...but they should have."