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"Alex T. Hill as a scarecrow"
"Benjamin Bladon as a royal mummy"
"Scott Millican as a red-haired ghoul"
"Gummy Bear: [as he and his brethren gets sucked in the book, he hangs on for dear life] You'll never take me alive! [Sam flicks him]"
"I'm going to do what Stine couldn't: finish this book once and for all! [laughs evilly]"
"[finishes writing] Finally, a new book."
"All the horrors of the world can't compare to the terrors of a blank page."
"[from trailer] Did you miss me?"
"The transmutation process seems to have wiped their memories clean. All those who were affected won't remember a thing."
"Kids falling from the sky. My work here is done."
"[as he punches the windshield] I just want to be part of the family!"
"[gets out of his car] Oh no. Not...Haunted Halloween. [sees a skeleton chasing people] Oh, my writing was so cliché back then. [sees a red balloon] I knew it! I knew I came up with that first! [sees the Tesla tower, refers to Slappy] That clever little dummy's writing his own ending. Not in my book he's not."
"My first book? [holds the book] You realize I wrote this when I was around your age. More of an amateur work, really, but I'm sure you'll all agree it shows an undeniable promise of a brilliant young writer."
"[about saving the world with his typewriter] It's been done before. Once before. Maybe twice. Maybe more."
"[repeated line] Karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano."
"Natalie Morales - Sara"
"Laura Benanti - Allison Becker"
"Scott MacArthur - Jim"
"Andrew Barth Feldman - Percy Becker"
"Matthew Broderick - Laird Becker"
"Ebon Moss-Bachrach - Gary"
"Pretty. Awkward."
"[protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night] Isn't this how Jaws started?"
"Not a love story."
"Jennifer Lawrence - Maddie Barker"
"[after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road] YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?!"
"Hasan Minhaj - Doug Khan"
"[sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom] Does anyone even fuck anymore?"
"Kyle Mooney - Jody"
"Zahn McClarnon - Gabe Sawyer"
"Ben Lessy - Himself"
"Tom Trout - Hack"
"Patty Moore - Fae"
"Warner Anderson - Paul MacMillan"
"Konstantin Shayne - Yanos Van Lankovitz"
"Edward Gargan - 1st Cop"
"Rags Ragland - Albert Weever"
"Agnes Moorehead - Countess Zoe"
"Ludwig Stössel - Mr. Puft"
"George Cleveland - Dr. Elfson"
"Countess Zoe: Think of what history would say: Her Majesty Veronica the First, received the news that she had become Queen, while she was carousing in a Chop Suey joint with a bellboy."
"Mrs. Odell: I wish I'd been born a princess. Instead I was born tired."
"Hedy Lamarr - Princess Veronica"
"Robert Walker - Jimmy Dobson"
"I'm sure he means every other word he says!"
"She's the unsnoodiest person I've ever known."
"She's not plump. She's not unplump either. Well - she's perfect."
"June Allyson - Leslie Odell"
"Carl Esmond - Baron Zoltan Faludi"
"Marilyn Monroe and Niagara the high water mark in suspense!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!