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"That's no mouse, that's my brother."
"I guess I can always use a friend."
"Stuart is one of the family now. We do not eat family members."
"Attention, everybody. We'd like to introduce you to someone."
"Come on, George. You have a boat, a beautiful one."
"We've never been hated before."
"You don't have lucky underwear."
"Mr. and Mrs. Stout, I'm afraid there's been a mistake."
"George, have you seen Stuart?"
"He hates us."
"[to salesman] Something formal, I should think. I'm not sure of the fabric, but it should breathe. He has a tendency to burrow and climb and generally scurry about."
"Never! Or out you go, Mr. Snow."
"This is Stuart."
"Calm down, calm down. Don't get your fur in a bunch. All we need is a new plan."
"[while Stuart is hugging Snowbell] Snow, what's he doing to your leg? I can't help but think this is wrong."
"Hey, Snow! One of the guys spotted Stuart in the park. Smokey sent me to get you."
"Pretty Funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A Mouse with a pet cat!"
"A little further. Keep him coming. Keep him coming. I can almost reach him. Keep it coming. I got him. He's mine."
"That's not funny. THAT'S SICK! A cat can't have a rodent as a master. I mean, what's this world coming to? IT'S AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE! Word of this gets out, it'll be bad for cats all over."
"[pleading] Pleeeeease?"
"Mandy Patinkin - Irate Man"
"Kevin Zegers - Little Mikey"
"Christine Baranski - Carol"
"Aida Turturro - Officer Moran"
"Rubén Blades - Angie's dad"
"Blake McGrath - Acrobat"
"Paula Garcés - Janice"
"Kathryn Grody - Mrs. Corman"
"Mary Alice - Mrs. Gordon"
"Victor Garber - Brian Spiro"
"David Huddleston - Mr. Corcoran"
"David Krumholtz - Barry Corman"
"Nathan Lane - Ed Chapman"
"Cyndi Lauper - Geena Briganti"
"Christina Vidal - Angie Vega"
"Michael J. Fox - Michael "Mikey" Chapman"
"Carol: Oh, I can't wait to get back to Connecticut."
"How much of this crap do I have to eat anyway? What am I? Jobe?"
"[after seeing Angie for the first time] Va Va Va Vroom. Well, Hello Dolly!"
"[after vomiting in a hat] Never again. From now on, it's only Kosher Franks."
"Sunburst Cookies just light up my day!"
"But that's what show business is all about. Acting like an idiot. It's not you, you're just doing your job. You know what I mean. Look at it this way, most people feel like idiots most of the time. But they don't get paid for it."
"Any chance for getting time off for good behavior?"
"Kimmy Robertson — Race Spectator"
"Taylor Negron — Clothing Salesman"
"Dabney Coleman — Dr. Beechwood"
"Miles Marsico — Anton Gartman"
"Jim Doughan — Detective Officer Allen"
"Jon Polito — Detective Officer Sherman"
"Julia Sweeney — Mrs. Keeper"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!