"You think ambushing me in some nightclub's gonna stop what makes people take drugs? This country spends $100 billion a year on getting high, and it's not because of me. All that time I was wasting in jail, it just got worse. I'm not your problem. I'm just a businessman."

"From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn."

"Frank Adonis - Paul Calgari"

"Harold Perrineau - Subway Mugger"

"Juliet Rylance - Janelle"

"Patrick Heusinger - Reade "Patch" Krause"

"Dean Wareham - Spencer"

"Josh Hamilton - Andy"

"Grace Gummer - Rachel"

"Michael Esper - Dan"

"Maya Kazan - Caroline"

"Michael Zegen - Benji"

"Greta Gerwig - Frances Halladay"

"Mickey Sumner - Sophie Levee"

"Adam Driver - Lev Shapiro"

"Charlotte d'Amboise - Colleen"

"Rachel: Fuck, I sound like a gay grandma."

"I think it's a great day. I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me. I internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ray Bans. I'm doing awesome."

"Justine Lupe - Nessa"

"I'm too tall to marry."

"I like things that look like mistakes."

"We are like a lesbian couple that doesn't have sex anymore."

"Don't treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!"

"The only people who can afford to be artists in New York are rich."

"It's that thing when you're with someone, and you love them and they know it, and they love you and you know it... but it's a party... and you're both talking to other people, and you're laughing and shining... and you look across the room and catch each other's eyes... but - but not because you're possessive, or it's precisely sexual... but because... that is your person in this life. And it's funny and sad, but only because this life will end, and it's this secret world that exists right there in public, unnoticed, that no one else knows about. It's sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist all around us, but we don't have the ability to perceive them. That's - That's what I want out of a relationship. Or just life, I guess."

"Sometimes it's good to do what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it."

"I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet."

"Peter Yarrow - Ira Mandelstam"

"Dree Hemingway - Tipper"

"Britta Phillips - Nadia"

"It's just this apartment is very... aware of itself."

"Matthew Maher - Tim"

"Adam Driver - Jamie Massey"

"Amanda Seyfried - Darby Massey"

"Charles Grodin - Leslie Breitbart"

"Naomi Watts - Cornelia Schrebnick"

"You know, me and Jamie, always wondered how are we gonna get old? And the answer is... just like everyone else."

"Fletcher: Before you have a kid, everyone tells you, "It's the best thing you'll ever do." And as soon as you get the baby back from the hospital, those same people are like, "Don't worry, it gets better.""

"Ben Stiller - Josh Schrebnick"