Films Set In Chicago

"This is Joan, my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks."

"It's about men, women, choices, friendship, love, last night..."

"Claudia Schiffer - Herself"

"Mariangela Pino - Diane Pazinski"

"Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski"

"Joel Robinson - Omar"

"Reggie Jackson - Himself"

"Christine Ebersole - Regina Polkadots"

"Mike McShane - Professor Keenbean"

"Jonathan Hilario - Pee Wee"

"Chelcie Ross - Ferguson"

"Haley Peel - Dot Polkadots"

"John Larroquette - Laurence Van Dough"

"Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury"

"Five buddies, one butler, and a dog on an adventure so big... Even the world's richest kid can't afford to miss it."

"Serena Berman - Young Dot"

"[Last words in the film] Aren't you gonna throw it back?"

"Without the inventions, the butler, and the private fast-food restaurant...he's just a normal 12-year-old billionaire."

"Edward Herrmann - Isaiah Polkadots"

"Not so fast!"

"If I had my choice of weapons with you, Sir, I'd choose grammar."

"[Annoyed with his chauffeur after stepping out of his limo and into a puddle] 37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!"

"Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?"

"[to Ferguson] Not me, you imbecile, them!"

"Mr. Van Dough, you're fired!"

"Ben Stein - Economics Teacher"

"[After the laser gun has destroyed her nose on Mount Richmore] Oh, my God! My nose! I look like Michael Jackson!"

"[Last words in the film] Hey, screw. Fetch."

"John Ford Noonan - "Handsome" John Pruitt"

"Calvin Levels - Joe Gipp"

"Vincent D'Onofrio - Dawson"

"George Newbern - Dan Lynch, a college student"

"Keith Coogan - Brad Anderson"

"Anthony Rapp - Daryl Coopersmith"

"Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda"

"Maia Brewton - Sara Anderson"

"Bradley Whitford - Mike Todwell"

"Elisabeth Shue - Chris Parker"

"Clark Johnson - Black Gang Leader"

"John Davis Chandler - Bleak"

"Ron Canada - Graydon, Bleak's second in command"

"Albert Collins - himself; a player in a Chicago Blues club"

"Lolita Davidovich - Sue Ann"

"Nora Dunn - Lindy"

"Charles Martin Smith - Rick Medwick"

"Dan Butler - Wilson Chess"

"Paul Gleason - Kenny Bacon"

"Eugene Levy - Justice of the Peace"

"Kelly Rutherford - Kim"

"Olympia Dukakis - Jeannie, Peter's Secretary"