"Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, [shouting] I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'CAUSE THERE'S NO NIGGERS ALLOWED IN THERE!""

"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."

"[Foley hands the keys to his beat-up car to a valet] Can you put this in a good spot for me? 'Cause all this shit happened last time I parked here."

"[in a strip club] Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard."

"Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."

"The Heat Is On!"

"He's been chased, thrown through a window, and arrested. Eddie Murphy is a Detroit cop on vacation in Beverly Hills."

"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"

"Judge Reinhold - Detective Billy Rosewood"

"John Ashton - Sergeant John Taggart"

"Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers"

"Ronny Cox - Lieutenant Andrew Bogomil"

"Steven Berkoff - Victor Maitland"

"James Russo - Mikey Tandino"

"Jonathan Banks - Zack"

"Stephen Elliott - Chief Hubbard"

"Gil Hill - Inspector Douglas Todd"

"Art Kimbro - Detective Foster"

"Joel Bailey - Detective McCabe"

"Bronson Pinchot - Serge"

"Paul Reiser - Jeffrey"

"It's now become Hollywood gospel that if a high concept film is reasonably successful, then make a sequel and if that raises any interest at all, then, hey why not try one more. It's a shame that here the studios just don't know when to stop with this episode ruining the name of what was once an enjoyable franchise."

"He's back!"

"In for the ride of his life!"

"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"

"Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood"

"Hector Elizondo - John Flint"

"Timothy Carhart - Ellis De Wald"

"[To his team] Ok everybody's ready here ok, nobody need to take a nervous piss or nothing right? We got this? Ok? Let's mount up."

"[To Wonderworld Park Security] You know you should have your tailor cut your jackets a little wider in the chest, that way your gun won't bulge in the back."

"[To CIA Agents] Police officer trying to catch a goddamned killer! Move it! Move it! Get the fuck out of my way! I'm a cop!"

"Theresa Randle - Janice"