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April 10, 2026
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"You didn’t hear about the Winnipeg trade? I’m the new man up in this bitch."
"You made an assumption based on [indicates his skin color] this that I did not like hockey."
"What are you staring at? What is this, a union job? Well, we don't give OSHA breaks here. Move, bitch!"
"Seriously, this is your squad car? You know, part of me rather get locked up for resisting arrest than get put in this little Fisher Price motherfucker y'all are rolling around in. Y'all are the LEGO cops."
"[picking up on Bobby and his daughter's relationship] Have you two had intercourse?"
"The point that I'm trying to make, is that when I do something like try to teach you how to get out of handcuffs, that's the same as another parent when they take their kid to the ballgame or giving their kids a slinky, you know?"
"You're my only child, right? And I've only been a father as long as you've been a daughter. We're making this up as we go along, we both are."
"I do some of my best work when I'm suspended."
"Bobby, I'm from Detroit; for me, this is like going to Buffalo Wild Wings. [seconds later] This is nothing like Buffalo Wild Wings."
"[after tricking Grant into thinking he escaped through the air-vents] You watch too many movies."
"I think you're being a touch negative, because, see, men are trying to kill us, Bobby, and you're a helicopter pilot. And I'm pretty sure that's a fucking helicopter. Shall we?"
"[on Bobby flying a helicopter] This shit's supposed to be like riding a bike!"
"I will shoot you in your face if you don’t fly this helicopter! I will shoot you then Imma shoot myself because I ain’t dying in no helicopter crash!"
"I can see you have layers. Like an onion."
"Look, Mr. Foley, I appreciate you’ve been doing this a long time. But the world has changed a bit. You can’t just sit across the desk from another male and say something to threaten my manhood and think I’m just going to get so flustered with insecurity I forget what we were talking about. Bet that’s worked a lot for you in the past, but it’s not gonna work with me."
"[to Axel] You have a hard time admitting you need help."
"I guess you don't wanna solve this one, huh, Chief? You just wanna manage it."
"I mean, I'm fine, but I think it's healthy to be a little bit nervous walking into a bar full of guns."
"Well, used to be you could get around a warrant with a little creative writing, but in the current climate? We have to be so careful about everything we say, everything we do -- it helps to have somebody outside the official chain of command."
"Asshole almost broke my fibula, and I thought I was never gonna walk again. You know what I got for that? A pat on the back and a ribbon. A fuckin' ribbon."
"I can't even afford to live in the city I got shot in. How is that for justice?"
"What the fuck are these guys doing?! [over loudspeaker] Pull over! I mean, land!"
"Oh, I don't need luck, babycakes. See, I control the narrative. Enriques, Copeland, Rosewood, Foley. There's only one loose end! And that's you. Now, when people hear that your dad was killed by the Cartel, that's gonna be so easy to believe because they're gonna say "Hey, Axel Foley? Shit, I can't believe he lasted this long! But his squeaky clean daughter, Jane Saunders? What do you think happened? Maybe she was speeding down Mulholland, racing to get to the police station to find out what happened to Pops, and she took a turn just a little too fast and went sailing right off a cliff..." with no tow truck cable to catch her this time, huh?"
"Axel Foley, you are a true son of a bitch, aren'tcha? And I mean that as the highest of compliments."
"[Sam: Check my record. I'm not in the game.] Murder weapon in your lap? Trunk full of cocaine? You're in the game, Sam."
"[regarding Axel] He's not my dad. I mean, he's-- He's my dad, he hasn't been a dad."
"Go back to Detroit. We'll talk in another five years? And just so you know, if you had went to therapy: "The parent is always the parent. The child is always the child". We didn't mess this up, you messed this up. Goodbye."
"I'm your daughter. The only thing you ever fought for is your job."
"You know what my biggest issue was with my father? His maniacal focus drove me insane. He was relentless. Ironically, that's your biggest issue right now. Good luck, asshole."
"John Taggart: Detective, your extremely high-profile homicide turned out to be a self-solver. So if I were you, I would count my blessings and stop trying to be so fucking interesting, got it?"
"Billy Rosewood: You can never have too much firepower."
"Axel Foley is back."
"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Detective Bobby Abbott"
"Kevin Bacon - Captain Cade Grant"
"Taylour Paige - Jane Saunders"
"Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood"
"John Ashton - John Taggart"
"Paul Reiser - Deputy Chief Jeffrey Friedman"
"Bronson Pinchot - Serge"
"Mark Pellegrino - Beck"
"Luis Guzmán as Chalino Valdemoro"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!