"Go back to Detroit. We'll talk in another five years? And just so you know, if you had went to therapy: "The parent is always the parent. The child is always the child". We didn't mess this up, you messed this up. Goodbye."

"Luis Guzmán as Chalino Valdemoro"

"I can't even afford to live in the city I got shot in. How is that for justice?"

"I'm your daughter. The only thing you ever fought for is your job."

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Detective Bobby Abbott"

"What the fuck are these guys doing?! [over loudspeaker] Pull over! I mean, land!"

"[regarding Axel] He's not my dad. I mean, he's-- He's my dad, he hasn't been a dad."

"John Ashton - John Taggart"

"Mark Pellegrino - Beck"

"John Taggart: Detective, your extremely high-profile homicide turned out to be a self-solver. So if I were you, I would count my blessings and stop trying to be so fucking interesting, got it?"

"Asshole almost broke my fibula, and I thought I was never gonna walk again. You know what I got for that? A pat on the back and a ribbon. A fuckin' ribbon."

"Oh, I don't need luck, babycakes. See, I control the narrative. Enriques, Copeland, Rosewood, Foley. There's only one loose end! And that's you. Now, when people hear that your dad was killed by the Cartel, that's gonna be so easy to believe because they're gonna say "Hey, Axel Foley? Shit, I can't believe he lasted this long! But his squeaky clean daughter, Jane Saunders? What do you think happened? Maybe she was speeding down Mulholland, racing to get to the police station to find out what happened to Pops, and she took a turn just a little too fast and went sailing right off a cliff..." with no tow truck cable to catch her this time, huh?"

"[picking up on Bobby and his daughter's relationship] Have you two had intercourse?"

"[after tricking Grant into thinking he escaped through the air-vents] You watch too many movies."

"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"

"I guess you don't wanna solve this one, huh, Chief? You just wanna manage it."

"[to Axel] You have a hard time admitting you need help."

"Axel Foley, you are a true son of a bitch, aren'tcha? And I mean that as the highest of compliments."

"[Sam: Check my record. I'm not in the game.] Murder weapon in your lap? Trunk full of cocaine? You're in the game, Sam."

"Billy Rosewood: You can never have too much firepower."

"Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood"

"Paul Reiser - Deputy Chief Jeffrey Friedman"

"Bronson Pinchot - Serge"

"You didn’t hear about the Winnipeg trade? I’m the new man up in this bitch."

"You made an assumption based on [indicates his skin color] this that I did not like hockey."

"You know what my biggest issue was with my father? His maniacal focus drove me insane. He was relentless. Ironically, that's your biggest issue right now. Good luck, asshole."

"Well, used to be you could get around a warrant with a little creative writing, but in the current climate? We have to be so careful about everything we say, everything we do -- it helps to have somebody outside the official chain of command."

"The point that I'm trying to make, is that when I do something like try to teach you how to get out of handcuffs, that's the same as another parent when they take their kid to the ballgame or giving their kids a slinky, you know?"

"I think you're being a touch negative, because, see, men are trying to kill us, Bobby, and you're a helicopter pilot. And I'm pretty sure that's a fucking helicopter. Shall we?"

"What are you staring at? What is this, a union job? Well, we don't give OSHA breaks here. Move, bitch!"

"Seriously, this is your squad car? You know, part of me rather get locked up for resisting arrest than get put in this little Fisher Price motherfucker y'all are rolling around in. Y'all are the LEGO cops."

"I do some of my best work when I'm suspended."

"You're my only child, right? And I've only been a father as long as you've been a daughter. We're making this up as we go along, we both are."

"Bobby, I'm from Detroit; for me, this is like going to Buffalo Wild Wings. [seconds later] This is nothing like Buffalo Wild Wings."

"Axel Foley is back."

"I will shoot you in your face if you don’t fly this helicopter! I will shoot you then Imma shoot myself because I ain’t dying in no helicopter crash!"

"[on Bobby flying a helicopter] This shit's supposed to be like riding a bike!"

"I can see you have layers. Like an onion."

"Look, Mr. Foley, I appreciate you’ve been doing this a long time. But the world has changed a bit. You can’t just sit across the desk from another male and say something to threaten my manhood and think I’m just going to get so flustered with insecurity I forget what we were talking about. Bet that’s worked a lot for you in the past, but it’s not gonna work with me."

"Dolly Parton - Herself"

"Robert Easton - Mayor Jasper"

"Zsa Zsa Gabor - Herself"

"Buddy Ebsen - Barnaby Jones (final film role)"

"Linda Carlson - Aunt Pearl Bodine"

"Leann Hunley - Miss Arlington"

"Rob Schneider - Woodrow Tyler"

"Lea Thompson - Laura Jackson "Laurette Voleur""