"Ladies and gentlemen, just a word of warning. If any of you are not convinced that you have a tingler of your own, the next time you're frightened in the dark... don't scream."

"William Castle: I am William Castle, the director of the motion picture you are about to see. I feel obligated to warn you that some of the sensations—some of the physical reactions which the actors on the screen will feel—will also be experienced, for the first time in motion picture history, by certain members of this audience. I say 'certain members' because some people are more sensitive to these mysterious electronic impulses than others. These unfortunate, sensitive people will at times feel a strange, tingling sensation; other people will feel it less strongly. But don't be alarmed—you can protect yourself. At any time you are conscious of a tingling sensation, you may obtain immediate relief by screaming. Don't be embarrassed about opening your mouth and letting rip with all you've got, because the person in the seat right next to you will probably be screaming too. And remember—a scream at the right time may save your life."

"When the screen screams you'll scream too...if you value your life!"

"Fright-Filled SHOCK Thriller!"

"Ghastly Beyond Belief!"

"Amazing NEW TERROR Device Makes You A Living Participant in the FLESH-CRAWLING ACTION! PERCEPTO!"

"In Screamarama"

"Do you have the guts to sit in this chair?"

"Can You Take PERCEPTO?"

"BRING YOUR DATE AND WATCH HER TINGLE!"

"Vincent Price — Dr. Warren Chapin"

"SEE - The screen's first BLOOD BATH IN COLOR!"

"Judith Evelyn — Mrs. Martha Ryerson Higgins"

"Darryl Hickman — David Morris"

"Isabel Stevens Chapin — Patricia Cutts"

"Pamela Lincoln — Lucy Stevens"

"Philip Coolidge — Oliver 'Ollie' Higgins"

"The tingler exists in every human being, we now know. Look at that tingler, Dave. It's an ugly and dangerous thing-ugly because it's the creation of man's fear; dangerous because... because a frightened man is dangerous."

"I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!"

"[As Arthur begins to descend down the basement stairs] What are you doing? What did I say? Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No! There are ghosts downstairs, Arthur!"

"Hey Glass Family Robinson! You're wasting your breath! This is ectobar glass, it's soundproof."

"Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch. What did you do?"

"[Walking through house wreckage, last lines] This is it for me. I'm on the first fuckin' plane back to Newark. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle , ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!"

"[Talking to herself] Stuck in here, bunch of crazy white people..."

"Did the lawyer split?"

"Miss Maggie does not do windows."

"We have 10 minutes until the ectoplasmic shit hits the fan."

"I've got enough explosives to blow us back to the fifteenth century."

"W-why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do. I've killed Damon, I stole the book and spells. I even made sure your pathetic nephew didn't get himself killed."

"Looks to me like I'm saving your ass!"

"(triggering walls to crush and kill Kalina) We all have to make sacrifices."