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"I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!"
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within 10 feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures. I touch anyone and a whole lifetime of shit just flashes in front of my eyes! So yeah, I'm a little depraved!"
"[As Arthur begins to descend down the basement stairs] What are you doing? What did I say? Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No! There are ghosts downstairs, Arthur!"
"Hey Glass Family Robinson! You're wasting your breath! This is ectobar glass, it's soundproof."
"Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch. What did you do?"
"[Walking through house wreckage, last lines] This is it for me. I'm on the first fuckin' plane back to Newark. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle , ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!"
"[Talking to herself] Stuck in here, bunch of crazy white people..."
"Did the lawyer split?"
"Miss Maggie does not do windows."
"We have 10 minutes until the ectoplasmic shit hits the fan."
"I've got enough explosives to blow us back to the fifteenth century."
"W-why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do. I've killed Damon, I stole the book and spells. I even made sure your pathetic nephew didn't get himself killed."
"Looks to me like I'm saving your ass!"
"(triggering walls to crush and kill Kalina) We all have to make sacrifices."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!