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"Richard Jenkins - Agent Boshane"
"Rob Moran - Trooper Finneran"
"Traylor Howard - Layla Baileygates, Charlie's 1st wife (the mother of Triplets)"
"Daniel Greene - Dickie Thurman"
"Zen Gesner - Agent Petersen"
"Tony Cox - ShontΓ© Jackson, Layla's boyfriend"
"The Baileygates Triplets"
"Mike Cerrone - Officer Stubie"
"John-Eliot Jordan - Pizza Boy"
"Michael Bowman - Whitey/Casper/Milky"
"Rex Allen Jr. (voice) - Narrator"
"Jeffrey Tambor β Sully"
"Rob Moran β Detective Stabler"
"Richard Tyson β Detective Krevoy"
"Brett Favre β himself"
"Willie Garson β Dr. Zit Face / High School Pal Bob"
"Khandi Alexander β Joanie"
"Sarah Silverman β Brenda"
"W. Earl Brown β Warren Jensen"
"Keith David β Charlie"
"Markie Post β Sheila Jensen"
"Lee Evans β Tucker / Norm Phipps"
"Chris Elliot β Dom Woganowski"
"Ben Stiller β Ted Stroehmann"
"Matt Dillon β Pat Healy"
"Cameron Diaz β Mary Jensen"
"There's Just Something About Her..."
"No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Everybody else was on their own."
"The most fun you can have on video."
"Love is in the hair."
"A love story with only one thing on its mind..."
"Warning: The guys who did 'Dumb & Dumber' and 'Kingpin' bring you a love story."
"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."
"[while spying on Mary] Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative."
"Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you."
"[about Mary] I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name."
"Is that... is that hair gel?"
"Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? [makes a loud, weird noise]"
"Victoria Rowell β FBI Special Agent Beth Jordan"
"Charles Rocket β Nicholas Andre"
"Life's a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, and the next minute you're dead meat."
"Karen Duffy β J.P. Shay"
"Mike Starr β Joe 'Mental' Mentaliano"
"Lauren Holly β Mary Swanson"
"Jeff Daniels β Harry Dunne"
"Jim Carrey β Lloyd Christmas"
"For Harry and Lloyd every day is a no-brainer."
"What the one doesn't have, the other is missing."
"[to Mary, while looking at a pair of owls] Nice set of hooters you got there."
"You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwΓΌrdig geformten HΓΆhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschΓΆpft, das Abenteuer an dem groΓen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurΓΌck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rΓ€tselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit wΓ€hrend einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grΓΆΓte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auΓer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!