Films Directed By Sylvester Stallone

"[After Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?"

"Barney Ross: [Sees Stonebanks] It can't be..."

"[After Barney shoots Conrad] I am The Hague."

"You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!"

"Good morning! Let's get to the CHOPPA!"

"If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?"

"Happy hunting!"

"Hurry up. It's boring."

"I'm getting out of this business, and so should you."

"Then I guess our favors are done. [Smoking a cigar] But you're still an idiot! [The last word echoes through the hangar]"

"[Repeated line] Men."

"'Bout time you boys showed up!"

"Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn! [Wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]"

"[Rescues Luna from a fight and then serenades her] Your name is Luna, right? Luna means uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold... my gun? [Luna bemusedly takes the gun] Vamonos, chica."

"[Shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!"

"Insane! Courageous, but insane!"

"[Regarding Drummer] And I thought Church was an asshole..."

"You know, I'd love to party with you boys, but I don't have my shit. [Barney hands Doc his set of knives] That's my shit!"

"Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang..."

"[Sees Ceasar's gun] What the hell is that?"

"Lots to digest."

"You finished here?"

"How hard can it be to kill ten men?"

"Useless bunch... You want something done right..."

"Oh, we don't need this, do we? [Throws away gun]"