"Want to know what I see, Mr. President? I see a world where, in about 25 years, America's reserves are gone. Done. Demand is up, 30-40%, and we have two oceans blocks us from the world's reserves. You think we're gonna have allies then?"

"[repeated line] Just tell me what to do!"

"Iran is not Iraq and Iraq is not Iran. I know that."

"[after U.S. troops invade Iraq] That's for everyone who doesn't think I won in 2000!"

"Elizabeth Banks - Laura Bush"

"God bless us all, and may God continue to bless America."

"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... you can't get fooled again."

"[On his father] This is my war, not his!"

"You disappoint me, junior. You deeply disappoint me."

"I'll never get out of Poppy's shadow!"

"Just what are you cut out for? Getting into car accidents? Chasing tail? Driving drunk? What do you think you are, a Kennedy? You're a Bush! Start acting like one! Can't even hold a job. We always worked for a living. It's damn time you joined the rest of us and decided just what it is you're gonna do with your life."

"Whose job is it, to find these damn weapons?"

"I believe God wants me to be president. I can't explain it, but something's going to happen, and America's going to need me."

"My dad would have kicked me in the crotch if I was where you are now, junior."

"Clifton Davis — Mayor Tyrone Smalls"

"Charlton Heston — AFFA Football Commissioner"

"Elizabeth Berkley — Mandy Murphy"

"John C. McGinley — Jack Rose"

"Lela Rochon — Vanessa Struthers"

"Bill Bellamy — Jimmy Sanderson"

"Aaron Eckhart — Nick Crozier"

"Jim Brown — Montezuma Monroe"

"Lawrence Taylor — Luther 'Shark' Lavay"

"Matthew Modine — Dr. Ollie Powers"

"Lauren Holly — Cindy Rooney"

"Jamie Foxx — Willie Beamen"

"James Woods — Dr. Harvey Mandrake"

"LL Cool J — Julian Washington"

"Cameron Diaz — Christina Pagniacci"

"Al Pacino — Tony D'Amato"

"Dennis Quaid — Jack 'Cap' Rooney"

"Ann-Margret Olsson — Margaret Pagniacci"

"Commissioner: [about Christina Pagniacci] I honestly believe that woman would eat her young."

"Margaret Pagniacci: And what will you do after football, Tony, with no one to control?"

"Life is a contact sport."

"Jack 'Cap' Rooney: Hey, they love you today, but a season is 16 games kid, and its how you live through the bad ones that make you a quarterback, not a punk."

"Jack Rose: It's like my ex-wife. 21 different personalities and 7 of them hated me."

"Margaret Pagniacci: She will sell the team, and everything her father stood for is going to die."

"This Christmas. It's Better To Give Than Receive."

"He's so freaked about Beamen taking his spot, he'd play with a fractured neck."

"He's fucked up; they're all fucked up."

"I'm going to consult with a player? What are you talking about? I know his answer! And getting killed, what? Maybe, maybe not. One chance in a thousand. They couldn't take a piss in the morning, without the pills. You want to play innocent? Fuck your innocence! You don't want to hear the answer, don't ask the question. I didn't have to ask him, because I knew the answer. These men are football players, they are gladiators. They will not live with shame, like you. And long ago, they made that choice. Not you, not you. Not me. And I'm not going to take responsibility for standing between them... Didn't you ever have a... dream?"

"Football's my life, Coach, my life. [whispers] Its all I know how to do."

"Don't you guys drop me. I'm worth a million dollars."

"What's next, stigmata?"

"Fine, stay here and get butt-fucked by 12 Neanderthals."

"Play or be played"

"Maybe it's not racism, maybe it's placism. A brother has to know his place, right, coach?"