W. (film)

"My dad would have kicked me in the crotch if I was where you are now, junior."

"Just what are you cut out for? Getting into car accidents? Chasing tail? Driving drunk? What do you think you are, a Kennedy? You're a Bush! Start acting like one! Can't even hold a job. We always worked for a living. It's damn time you joined the rest of us and decided just what it is you're gonna do with your life."

"You disappoint me, junior. You deeply disappoint me."

"I'll never get out of Poppy's shadow!"

"[On his father] This is my war, not his!"

"God bless us all, and may God continue to bless America."

"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... you can't get fooled again."

"Whose job is it, to find these damn weapons?"

"I believe God wants me to be president. I can't explain it, but something's going to happen, and America's going to need me."

"[after U.S. troops invade Iraq] That's for everyone who doesn't think I won in 2000!"

"[repeated line] Just tell me what to do!"

"Iran is not Iraq and Iraq is not Iran. I know that."

"Want to know what I see, Mr. President? I see a world where, in about 25 years, America's reserves are gone. Done. Demand is up, 30-40%, and we have two oceans blocks us from the world's reserves. You think we're gonna have allies then?"

"The American people want revenge. They liked Afghanistan, they want more!"

"Josh Brolin - George W. Bush"

"Elizabeth Banks - Laura Bush"

"James Cromwell - George H. W. Bush"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Dick Cheney"

"Toby Jones - Karl Rove"

"Ellen Burstyn - Barbara Bush"

"Scott Glenn - Donald Rumsfeld"

"Jeffrey Wright - Colin Powell"

"Thandie Newton - Condoleezza Rice"