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"I wonder if she actually had that orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?"
"[voiceover, after watching Casablanca] Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. I never was, I never will be. . . . That's strictly the movies."
"Larry Barton - Harry"
"Martin Ferrero - Monte Del Rey"
"David Faustino - Martin"
"Michael Dudikoff - Boy on bus"
"Eugene Butler - Marty"
"Lance Guest - Gordon"
"Dinah Manoff - Libby Tucker"
"Ann-Margret - Steffy Blondell"
"Walter Matthau - Herbert Tucker"
"Grandma, do you like the Phillies against the Dodgers tonight?"
"Drew Snyder - Burt Foster"
"[on entering his newly rented apartment] All right, listen up. If there are any bugs in here, or rats, or anything that has more legs than I do, you just stay on your side of the room, okay? I'll stay on mine. I should warn you, I'm packing an iron."
"Please God, help me get out of this. I swear I'll go all over the world telling people not to screw the boss's wife."
"Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster"
"Helen Slater - Christy Wills"
"Richard Jordan - Howard Prescott"
"Margaret Whitton - Vera Pemrose Prescott"
"John Pankow - Fred Melrose"
"Fred Gwynne - Donald Davenport"
"Gerry Bamman - Art Thomas"
"Carol Ann Susi - Jean"
"Elizabeth Franz - Grace Foster"
"Christopher Murney - Barney Rattigan"
"Mercedes Ruehl - Sheila"
"Cindy Crawford - Herself (uncredited)"
"Sarah Jessica Parker - Rusty"
"Christopher Penn - Willard Hewitt"
"Dianne Wiest - Vi Moore"
"John Lithgow - Reverend Shaw Moore"
"Lori Singer - Ariel Moore"
"Kevin Bacon - Ren McCormack"
"He's a big-city kid in a small town. They said he'd never win. He knew he had to."
"The music is on his side."
"All he wanted to do was dance."
"One kid. One town. One chance."
"I'm standing up here before you today with a very troubled heart. You see, my friends, I've always insisted on taking responsibility for your lives. But, I'm really like a first-time parent who makes mistakes and tries to learn from them. And like that parent I find myself at that moment when I have to decide. Do I hold on, or do I trust you to yourselves? Let go and hope that you've understood at least some of my lessons. If we don't start trusting our children how will they ever become trustworthy? I'm told that the senior class at the high school has got use of the warehouse in Bayson for the purpose of putting on a senior dance. Please join me to pray to the Lord... to guide them in their endeavors."
"[first line] And he is testing us! Every, every day, our Lord is testing us. If he wasn't testing us, how would you account for the sorry state of our society? For the crimes that plague the big cities of this country? When he could sweep this pestilence from the face of the earth with one mighty gesture of his hand. If our Lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation these days of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality? If our Lord wasn't testing us, why, he could take all these pornographic books and albums, and turn them into one big fiery cinder like that! But how would that make us stronger for him? One of these days, my Lord is gonna come to me and ask me for an explanation for the lives of each and every one of you. And what am I gonna tell him on that day? That I was busy? That I was tired? That I was bored?! No!! I can never let up! I welcome his test! I welcome this challenge from my Lord so that one day I can deliver all of you unto his hands, and when that day dawns, I don't wanna have to do any explaining! I don't want to be missing from your lives!"
"[last line] Hey, hey. What's this I see? I thought this was a party! Let's dance!!"
"[addresses the town council and reads from his notes in the Bible] "From the oldest of times, people danced for a number of reasons. They danced in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they danced to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they danced to celebrate." And that is the dancing we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. Let them praise His name in the dance"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do? What did David do? [reads again] "David danced before the Lord with all his might... leaping and dancing before the Lord." Leaping and dancing. Ecclesiastes assures us... that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh... and a time to weep. A time to mourn... and there is a time to dance. And there was a time for this law, but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It's the way it was in the beginning. It's the way it's always been. It's the way it should be now."
"Jim Youngs - Chuck Cranston"
"Frances Lee McCain - Ethel McCormack"
"The funniest movie ever to make you cry."
"Sometimes laughter is a matter of life and death."
"Well, as somebody always said: if you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me!"
"I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!"
"Knowl Johnson - Tommy Eatonton"
"Jonathan Ward - Jonathan Eatonton"
"Tom Hodges - Louie Jones"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!