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"Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Russia"
"You know what I hate about the Americans? Everything. Especially cowboys."
"The shit we do for our kids. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
"Do you think I understand a word you're saying?!"
"Me and my boy here, we're gonna put a whuppin' on ya!"
"Sophie Raworth - BBC News Reporter"
"Ivan Kamaras - G-Wagon Driver"
"Melissa Tang - Lucas"
"Megalyn Echikunwoke - Reporter"
"Pavel Lychnikoff - Cabbie"
"Péter Takásky - Prosecutor"
"Ganxsta Zolee - MRAP Driver"
"Bad move, Grandpa!"
"How's retirement, Frank?"
"Tell Marvin to stand down before he hurts himself."
"I love it here. I love the baking, I love the flower arranging. I like the routine...Well, I do get a bit restless sometimes. I take the odd contract on the side. I just can't stop."
"The General has dropped his contact lens. Perhaps you'd like to help us?"
"[waking up in New York, to Frank] Wow, I really hate you right now."
"[To Frank, after he shoots at Cooper and drives them away] Wow, you really are CIA."
"[Half-drugged with a sedative] I am...HIGH. [Giggles] You have such beautiful green eyes."
"[Feeling the effects of being drugged] I may vomit...This is just like Love's Savage Secret."
"There's No Substitute for Experience."
"A High Caliber Woman."
"Looking For A Little Action."
"Doesn't Get Out Much."
"Aims To Please."
"Killer Company Man."
"He's Got Time To Kill."
"Still Armed. Still Dangerous. Still Got It."
"James Remar - Gabriel Singer"
"Ernest Borgnine - Henry, The Records Keeper"
"Julian McMahon - Vice President Robert Stanton"
"Richard Dreyfuss - Alexander Dunning"
"Brian Cox - Ivan Simanov"
"Rebecca Pidgeon - Cynthia Wilkes"
"Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah Ross"
"Karl Urban - William Cooper"
"Helen Mirren - Victoria Winslow"
"John Malkovich - Marvin Boggs"
"Morgan Freeman - Joe Matheson"
"Bruce Willis - Francis "Frank" Moses"
"[showing Frank the scars from being shot] This was done to me by the love of my life. Now she sits outside my house drinking vodka. When I woke alive, I knew she still loved me. Otherwise it would have been the head. It was big risk for her, but one does crazy things for love."
"[to Frank] I think you are not here for the vodka."
"I miss the old days. I haven't killed anyone in years."
"[about identifying the envelope of fingers] This used to be a gentleman's game."
"[as he and Frank run from Moldovan Ground Forces] I told you something bad was going to happen!"
"[After blowing up an assassin who insulted him] "Old man" my ass!"
"I never thought I'd say this again...I am getting the pig!!"
"[to Cooper] If anything happens to Sarah, I will rip everything you love out of your life and then I'll kill you."
"Keep your dress on!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!