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"Open the pig!"
"Keep your dress on!"
"[to Cooper] If anything happens to Sarah, I will rip everything you love out of your life and then I'll kill you."
"I never thought I'd say this again...I am getting the pig!!"
"[After blowing up an assassin who insulted him] "Old man" my ass!"
"[as he and Frank run from Moldovan Ground Forces] I told you something bad was going to happen!"
"[about identifying the envelope of fingers] This used to be a gentleman's game."
"[Feeling the effects of being drugged] I may vomit...This is just like Love's Savage Secret."
"[Half-drugged with a sedative] I am...HIGH. [Giggles] You have such beautiful green eyes."
"[To Frank, after he shoots at Cooper and drives them away] Wow, you really are CIA."
"[waking up in New York, to Frank] Wow, I really hate you right now."
"The General has dropped his contact lens. Perhaps you'd like to help us?"
"I love it here. I love the baking, I love the flower arranging. I like the routine...Well, I do get a bit restless sometimes. I take the odd contract on the side. I just can't stop."
"Tell Marvin to stand down before he hurts himself."
"How's retirement, Frank?"
"Bad move, Grandpa!"
"I miss the old days. I haven't killed anyone in years."
"[to Frank] I think you are not here for the vodka."
"[showing Frank the scars from being shot] This was done to me by the love of my life. Now she sits outside my house drinking vodka. When I woke alive, I knew she still loved me. Otherwise it would have been the head. It was big risk for her, but one does crazy things for love."
"Bruce Willis - Francis "Frank" Moses"
"Morgan Freeman - Joe Matheson"
"John Malkovich - Marvin Boggs"
"Helen Mirren - Victoria Winslow"
"Karl Urban - William Cooper"
"Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah Ross"
"Rebecca Pidgeon - Cynthia Wilkes"
"Brian Cox - Ivan Simanov"
"Richard Dreyfuss - Alexander Dunning"
"Julian McMahon - Vice President Robert Stanton"
"Ernest Borgnine - Henry, The Records Keeper"
"James Remar - Gabriel Singer"
"Still Armed. Still Dangerous. Still Got It."
"He's Got Time To Kill."
"Killer Company Man."
"Aims To Please."
"Doesn't Get Out Much."
"Looking For A Little Action."
"A High Caliber Woman."
"There's No Substitute for Experience."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!