"Discover a movie which hits home about love, friendship, dreams and life. A movie that you'll be talking about long afterwards. Experience something special, something romantic, something honest."

"A romantic comedy with the works."

"Santino Fontana - Mr. Geernt"

"You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups."

"What fresh fuckery is this?"

"Get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate."

"I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy!"

"[the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged] Did we just cock block our parents?"

"[the sisters are clothes shopping for the party] We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42."

"Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks."

"Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only."

"James: Is it past the tutu?"

"Brinda: Everyone say a non-denominational prayer to yourselves."

"Tattooed Bodybuilder: My safe word is "keep going"."

"Tina Fey - Kate Ellis"

"Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis"

"Maya Rudolph - Brinda"

"Ike Barinholtz - James"

"Dianne Wiest - Deana Ellis"

"James Brolin - Bucky Ellis"

"John Cena - Pazuzu"

"Madison Davenport - Hayley"

"John Leguizamo - Dave"

"Bobby Moynihan - Alex"

"Rachel Dratch - Kelly"

"Brian d'Arcy James - Jerry"

"Chris Parnell - Phil"

"Paula Pell - Dana"

"Jon Glaser - Dan"

"Dan Byrd - Patrick Campbell"

"Greta Lee - Hae Won"

"Britt Lower - Mrs. Geernt"

"Adrian Martinez - Officer Harris"

"Kate McKinnon - Sam"

"Renée Elise Goldsberry -Kim"

"Seth Barrish - Toby"

"Halley Feiffer - Maisy Koosman"

"Ciarán Hinds - Dick Koosman"

"John Turturro - Jim"

"Jack Black - Malcolm"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Pauline"

"Nicole Kidman - Margot"

"I have this theory. I think, historically, women have been held back in so many ways that when they get power like they do behind the wheel, they can't help but abuse it. It's akin to Hannah Arendt's Eichmann theory about prison guards and prisoners switching roles."

"I haven't had that thing yet, where you realize that you're not the most important person in the world."

"What was it about Dad that had us fucking so many guys?"

"He's not ugly. He's completely unattractive."