"A word about Mrs. Flax and food: the word is "hors d'oeurves". "Fun Finger Foods" is her main source book and that's all the woman cooks. Anything more, she says, is too big a commitment."

"Jan Miner - Mother Superior"

"[narrating] Please, God, let him throw me on the ground and make another Joey Junior."

"Michael Schoeffling - Joe Peretti"

"Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax"

"Christina Ricci - Kate Flax"

"Bob Hoskins - Lou Landsky"

"I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah!"

"[to her sister] Act your age, not your shoe size."

"[wanting a glass of wine] Hit me, Sergeant!"

"Mom Is Many Things...Normal Isn't One of Them."

"[Charlotte has a newfound obsession with Greek mythology] Charlotte, we're Jewish."

"[everyone in town is stricken by the news of President Kennedy's assassination] It feels like there isn't a single adult left on the entire planet."

"[to Charlotte as she goes out to spend time with Joe] Don't do anything I wouldn't do…[pause] Or don't do anything I would!"

"Cher - Rachel Flax"

"OK, I've had a little scotch...I'm real calm."

"Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long!"

"[Charlotte is praying at a shrine she has made in her room to the Virgin Mary] Charlotte, we're Jewish."

"Oh, I'm going to hell for sure. Here he is, talking about his poor dead mother and I can't help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!"

"So Joe, tell me about the nuns in the convent. Do they wear underwear in the shower? [narrating] I don't believe I said that."

"A romantic comedy with the works."

"Discover a movie which hits home about love, friendship, dreams and life. A movie that you'll be talking about long afterwards. Experience something special, something romantic, something honest."

"Matt Damon - Steamer Windsor"

"[to Jojo] I'm tellin' ya, Jo, that I love you. Doesn't that mean anything to you? I think that when people love each other, they should make a commitment. They should have a wedding, in a church, with the blessings of God, for chrissakes! Don't you get it, Jo? I'm telling you - that I love you! And all you love is my dick. Do you know how that makes me feel? Do you?"

"Annabeth Gish - Katherine "Kat" Araújo"

"John Fiore - Jake"

"What? You think this is gonna make me marry you? Do you? Well, it's not, cos I don't have to marry an asshole. It's the '80s! Why would I marry an asshole?"

"Lauren O'Brien - Serena Windsor"

"Jojo, relax! Trust me. You're going to wiggle your sweet ass, and he's going to forget all about it."

"So tell me, Junior, how come you're not at your Ivy League school, picking ivy, or whatever you do there?"

"I mean, if you think about it, Bill and I are so different. Everything he wants, I don't. The marriage, the kids, all that stuff. I mean, I really want that stuff. Real bad. I just don't want it now. He doesn't understand. If he really loved me, he'd wait. But I guess if I really loved him, I'd marry him. Maybe I don't love Bill. But I really do love Bill, though. He really - he understands me so well."

"John Cunningham - Charles Gordon Windsor Sr."

"Ann Flood - Polly Windsor"

"Suzanne Shepherd - Aunt Tweedy"

"Arthur Walsh - Manny"

"Porscha Radcliffe - Phoebe Travers"

"Louis Turenne - Hector 'The Fireside Gourmet' Freshette"

"Gene Amoroso - Mr. Barbosa"

"Janet Zarish - Nikki Travers"

"William R. Moses - Tim Travers"

"Adam Storke - Charles Gordon Windsor Jr."