"[Phones the police for help] Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines. And we're gonna need some medicine."

"[Finding a derelict pick up truck out in the field, to Alex ] Don't cut yourself on any of this old rusty metal. If you do, it will make your jaw lock shut."

"[In a little girl's voice trapped from a bag] I can't breathe. Please open the suitcase. I'm going to suffocate."

"[Singing, to Alex] I got you in a bear trap / That'll make you shut your yap / I got you in a bear trap / You look like a stupid sap. [The Leprechaun holds a small ax] Oh, oh, it looks like you're hurt. Let's play surgeon."

"[Comes out of the chimney] Ho, ho, ho. I'm right here, and I ain't no Santa Claus. [Get shot by Nathan]"

"[Holds up his slingshot to shoot the four-leaf clover at the Leprechaun] Hey, Lep! Fuck you, lucky charms!"

"Have you seen a crock of gold lying around? [Ozzie shakes his head] Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it! [Touches Ozzie's face who nervously laughs and run away]"

"[Tory looks for a four leaf clover as the Leprechaun sneaks up to grab her hand] Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers."

"[Narrating from down in the flaming well] I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell."

"[Ozzie escapes from the Leprechaun in the basement] You only got away because me powers are weak! I need me gold!"

"[Talking to himself while sitting over his pot of gold] Ah! Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night."

"[The Leprechaun starts singing while bouncing a pogo stick onto the coin seller's chest] This old Lep, he played one / He played pogo on his lung"

"[Rips out the dead police officer's eye and puts it into his own head] An eye for an eye, me dear."

"[Correcting Nathan about the Leprechaun not being a bear who came into the house] Nathan, that was no fuckin' bear."

"['The Leprechaun pulls his hand off the kitchen burner that's on, chuckling] We're cooking now, kids."

"[To her father, upon arrival to cabin] I am going to be miserable here. There's no swimming pool, there's no shopping malls, there's no cable. Bet you don't even have a TV. This sure ain't Beverly Hills."

"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."

"Laz Alonso as Rory"

"Look at those tits! I wish I was a man so I could just screw myself right to the floor. And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. That's prime."

"This is the Lord's house, we ain't afraid of yo ass!"

"Tangi Miller as Emily"

"Page Kennedy as Jamie"

"Miriam Moss as Jerrica Cooper"

"Rebecca Spence as Finley Stephens"

"Nick Corri Jsu Garcia as David de la Paz"

"Laura Mazur as Caroline Sullivan"

"Ernie Hudson Jr. as Jamal Matthews"

"Brian King as Clive Privler"

"Carl Clemons-Hopkin as Jameson"

"Wade Andrew Williams as Samuel Kraft"

"Robert O'Reilly as L.V. Sacco"

"Mark Adair-Rios as Miguel Velasco"

"Mike Moroff as Tino"

"Chris Van Dahl as Dante"

"Leonardo Guerra as Little Boy"

"Donna D'Errico as Caroline McKeever"

"Take my shield for one little fuck up? [Slams his locker door] ONE LITTLE FUCK UP! [Storms off Jamal Matthews listens close by shaking his head] Well I'll show them, I'll show those fucks!"

"[Referring to Samuel] Get his bigoted ass outta here!"

"Tony Todd as Candyman / Daniel Robitaille"

"Margaret Howell as Clara"

"Fay Hauser as Pam Carver"

"Ralph Joseph as Mr. Jeffries"