"Listen... I like mice- [Fievel cries] Oh, no. Not like that. You see, I don't eat red meat at all. I'm a vegetarian. Oh, a little fish now and then, but what I really like is a nice piece of... shh... broccoli."

"You lost your family? Oh, dear. That's terrible. I lost my family, too. Years ago, I mean. [sobs] Eight brothers. Ten sisters. Three fathers."

"I'm your guard, Tiger. Don't make any sudden moves, 'cause I'm crafty and I'm quick. I've got the instincts of a cat. What am I saying? I am a cat!"

"Meet Fievel. In his search to find his family, he discovered America."

"Phillip Glasser - Fievel Mousekewitz (voice)"

"Dom DeLuise - Tiger (voice)"

"The funniest movie of the year!"

"[as Ernie blasts the house apart with a shotgun] Are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun? [Ernie levels the shotgun at him, and Lars relents] You're doing a wonderful job."

"[explaining to Ernie how April apologized to him] She just showed up at the factory, took off her coat, and begged me to take her. We made love in a way that I've only ever seen in nature films."

"Ernie, It's Christmas. Instead of dwelling what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have."

"[quoting his father] A world without string... is chaos."

"[Doing taste tests with the mouse] Here you go, knock yourself out. [The mouse takes a bite of the string cheese and throws it down] No good, huh? Otis, more curry! [He gives him the next string cheese] Okay, try this one. [The mouse eats it all up] Eh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? I've also got a great idea for a caviar-brie swirl and a peanut butter and jelly-provolone for the kids. But I really want to talk about marketing. You should be our spokesperson. I know some people who have used a mouse as a spokesperson and it seemed to work out pretty well..."

"[Upon seeing the box, returned for insufficient postage] I told you, you should have weighed him."

"[holding a tiny box, addressed to Fidel Castro in Havana, Cuba] Aw... I forgot to put holes in the box! [He chuckles evilly]"

"[when Lars accidentally smacks Ernie's hand with a hammer] Are you trying to kill me?!!"

"[when Lars accidentally hits Ernie with a broom] What are you doing, ya stupid nitwit?!"

"Pop's lucky string! That son of a bitch ate it!"

"No capers? But that's just grilled cheese. What's the point? Why don't they eat out of a trough? [He rings a counter-bell, looking around at the diner's customers] Alright! Which one of you palateless sheep sent my sandwich back?"

"Hasta la vista, you little rat bastard!"

"I don't think we're dealing with an ordinary mouse."

"Yeah, I was on top once, too. And there's only one way to go from there, and that's down, baby! Down!"

"Frank Welker as Mouse, Catzilla"

"Cliff Emmich as Mayor McKrinkle"

"Christopher Walken as Caesar"

"William Hickey as Rudolf Smuntz"

"Ernie Sabella as Maury"

"Eric Poppick as Theodore Plumb, the banker"

"Annabelle Gurwitch as Roxanne Atkins"

"Ian Abercrombie as the auctioneer"

"Camilla Søeberg as Hilde"

"Debra Christofferson as Ingrid"

"Michael Jeter as Quincy Thorpe"

"Eric Christmas as Ernie and Lars' lawyer"

"Maury Chaykin as Alexander Falko"

"Vicki Lewis as April Smuntz"

"Lee Evans as Lars Smuntz"

"Nathan Lane as Ernie Smuntz"

"You don't need to be big to be a hero."

"The squeak shall inherit the earth."

"The Mouse Never Dies"

"Who's hunting who?"

"[Lars points to the hole on the floor] Look! You blew a hole in the floor!"