Films About Dwarfs

"They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution."

"Peter Vaughan - Winston the Ogre"

"Ralph Richardson - Supreme Being"

"Ian Holm - Napoleon"

"Shelley Duvall - Pansy"

"Sean Connery - King Agamemnon/Fireman"

"John Cleese - Robin Hood"

"Michael Palin - Vincent"

"Tiny Ross - Vermin"

"Jack Purvis - Wally"

"Mike Edmonds - Og"

"Malcolm Dixon - Strutter"

"Kenny Baker - Fidgit"

"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."

"David Rappaport - Randall"

"Craig Warnock - Kevin"

"David Warner - Evil"

"...they didn't make history, they stole it!"

"All the dreams you've ever had - and not just the good ones..."

"You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?"

"You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?"

"Stand by for mind control!"

"Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while."

"I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!"

"Well I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim."