"[taunts Thomas Gabriel] I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?""

"Kevin Smith - Warlock (Freddie)"

"Tim Russ - Agent Summers"

"Cliff Curtis - Miguel Bowman"

"Log on. Hack in. Go anywhere. Steal everything."

"Ginger: Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?"

"Axel Torvalds: He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears."

"Stanley: Nothing is impossible."

"I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone who can do this under 60 seconds."

"It's kinda like masturbation without the payoff."

"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But... they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. "Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head." Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema... but what if?"

"Vinnie Jones — Marco"

"Sam Shepard — Senator James Reisman"

"Don Cheadle — Agent J.T. Roberts"

"Halle Berry — Ginger Knowles"

"Hugh Jackman — Stanley Jobson"

"John Travolta — Gabriel Shear"

"Log On. Hack In. Go Anywhere. Get Everything."

"Password Accepted"

"Log In. Log Out. Leg It!"

"Once you know the password you can go anywhere."

"[to Joe Fox] 'Joe. Just call me Joe.' As if you were one of those stupid 22-year-old girls with no last name. 'Hi, I'm Kimberley.' 'Hi, I'm Janice.' Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name? It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses."

"Gillian Quinn - Cara Seymour"

"Matthew Fox - Jeffrey Scaperrotta"

"Annabel Fox - Hallee Hirsh"

"Veronica Grant - Deborah Rush"

"Schuyler Fox - John Randolph"

"Nelson Fox - Dabney Coleman"

"Kevin Jackson - Dave Chappelle"

"Christina Plutzker - Heather Burns"

"George Pappas - Steve Zahn"

"Birdie Conrad - Jean Stapleton"

"Patricia Eden - Parker Posey"

"Frank Navasky - Greg Kinnear"

"Kathleen Kelly - Meg Ryan"

"Joe Fox - Tom Hanks"

"[to Christina and Kathleen Kelly] Should I get sausage for the meat sauce or chopped meat..? No, you know what, I'm gonna get clam sauce, 'cuz this is a big date."

"[to Christina and Kathleen Kelly] This place is a tomb. I'm going to the nutshop where it's fun."

"[to Christina and Kathleen Kelly] As far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way to be rejected by a woman."