Live Free or Die Hard

"[taunts Thomas Gabriel] I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?""

"[sees Farrell's leg wound] Hey, chicks dig scars. [notices Farrell looking at his daughter Lucy] Not that one."

"Yippee Ki Yay Mo - John 6:27"

"Bruce Willis - John McClane"

"Justin Long - Matthew Farrell"

"Timothy Olyphant - Thomas Gabriel"

"Maggie Q - Mai Linh"

"Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy McClane"

"Cliff Curtis - Miguel Bowman"

"Tim Russ - Agent Summers"

"Kevin Smith - Warlock (Freddie)"

"Jonathan Sadowski - Trey"