"[After Edwina has called him a 'peasant'] Look, lady. Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers; I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity."

"Is everyone here bananas?"

"[To his dog] Don't look at me like that. I'm not going in there as a messenger boy; I'm a trained legal advisor. No more being looked down on by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich. From now on, I'm gonna be respected... by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich."

"[To his girlfriend] You bought me a gravestone for my thirty-eighth birthday?!"

"You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive."

"[On finding her soul inside Roger Cobb's body] I don't believe this. I can't even die right."

"How dare you say 'penis' to a dead person."

"Madolyn Smith Osborne - Peggy Schuyler"

"Victoria Tennant - Terry Hoskins"

"Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater"

"Steve Martin - Roger Cobb"

"They say that behind every great man there's a woman. But in this case it's ridiculous."

"Gina Gershon – Sasha Hassler"

"Alessandro Nivola – Pollux Troy"

"Joan Allen – Dr. Eve Archer"

"Nicolas Cage – Castor Troy/Sean Archer"

"John Travolta – Sean Archer/Castor Troy"

"Only one will survive."

"It's like looking in a mirror - only not."

"To destroy your enemy, you must find him, face him, and then... become him."

"Dominique Swain – Jamie Archer"

"In order to catch him, he must become him."