All of Me (1984 film)

"How dare you say 'penis' to a dead person."

"[On finding her soul inside Roger Cobb's body] I don't believe this. I can't even die right."

"You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive."

"[To his girlfriend] You bought me a gravestone for my thirty-eighth birthday?!"

"[To his dog] Don't look at me like that. I'm not going in there as a messenger boy; I'm a trained legal advisor. No more being looked down on by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich. From now on, I'm gonna be respected... by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich."

"Is everyone here bananas?"

"[After Edwina has called him a 'peasant'] Look, lady. Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers; I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity."

"[To Edwina] You're like an energy vampire. You suck the life out of people and take the fun out of being a lawyer."

"[Regarding the empty church at Edwina's memorial] You really know how to pack them in."

"The comedy that proves that one's a crowd."

"They say that behind every great man there's a woman. But in this case it's ridiculous."

"Steve Martin - Roger Cobb"

"Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater"

"Victoria Tennant - Terry Hoskins"

"Madolyn Smith Osborne - Peggy Schuyler"

"Richard Libertini - Prahka Lasa"

"Dana Elcar - Burton Schuyler"

"Jason Bernard - Tyrone Wattell"

"Selma Diamond - Margo"

"Eric Christmas - Fred Hoskins"

"Gailard Sartain - Fulton Norris"

"Neva Patterson - Gretchen"