"Drip-Along Daffy's 'ma name! [men quietly play cards, unaware of Daffy's pronoucements] Anybody care to shoot it out? Man to man? Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? [starting to realize no one is caring] Ten thousand head the cattle? [with less and less conviction] Cut 'em off at the pass? Prairies? Lariats? [after a pause] Anyone for tennis? [no reaction] Anybody? [changing to personal enjoyment] Well, reckon I'll have me a little bracer! - Drip-Along Daffy"

"Don't stir yourself, sir! I'll muzzle that inebriated canary! - A Pest in the House"

"Don't shush me!! I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!! -- Daffy Duck Hunt"

"Don't beat me, massah! Don't whip dis poor ol' body! No!"

"Daffy Duck he had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had an igloo, E I...E...I...O? - Duck Amuck"

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich. - Ali Baba Bunny"

"Come on!! Challenge ME!!"

"Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule? - Daffy Duck for President"

"Awww! But, Honeybunch! Sittin' on eggs is sissy-stuff! - Quackodile Tears"

"[After not being fooled by a fake female duck] 'Taint funny, McGee!"

"[Daffy has blown himself up for a grand finale; the audience cheers] Bugs Bunny: That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it! They want more! Daffy Duck: [as a ghost rising to heaven] I know, I know, but I can only do it once. - Show Biz Bugs"

"I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible."

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn! WOO HOO! WOO HOO!"

"Oh ho ho ho, duck hunters is da cwaziest peoples! Ha ha ha. -- Daffy Duck Hunt"

"Aw, buck up, BB Eyes. Here, have a swig o' swampwater!"

"Hankerin' for trouble, eh?! Well I would like - [to the audience] I would like? I would like a trip to Europe. (Back to Canasta) - I would like to introduce myself: Drip-Along Daffy's the name! [pushes hat forward over brow] Drip-Along Daffy"

"ALACAZAM! ALACAZAM! ALACAZAM!"

"A thousand pardons. Assault and battery not permitted without license from boxing commission."

"Case still wide open like swinging gate."

"Mind like parachute - only function when open."

"Husband is like toupe, both used to cover up"

"Only Nixon can go to China."

"Logic dictates that to race a prized stallion one must first break it."

"Kaiidth. ("What is, is.")"

"One man cannot summon the future."

"One man can summon the future."

"A Vulcan never bluffs."

"Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end."

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."

"We are here to serve."

"After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

"Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend from chaos, using reason as our guide."

"Nothing unreal exists."

"In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace."

"May your journey be free of incident."

"Your mind to my mind... your thoughts to my thoughts..."

"Infinite diversity in infinite combination."

"Challenge your preconceptions, or they will challenge you."

"Nothing that is is unimportant."

"Live long and prosper."

""Hot Dogs! Hot Dogs!" - First spoken words, in The Karnival Kid, first released on May 23, 1929."

"You know, I used to have a little cat once. And when it was left all alone, it'd cry... [with his face looking like a real cat] MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"

"You ain't never had a friend like me!"

"Well, I’ll be tougher than the toughies, and sharper than the sharpies — and I’ll make my money square!"

"Bless me bagpipes! Rawr"

"You let us go right now or I'm going to buy this place and tear it down to build hamburger stands."

"Well, you can forget about this year's Christmas bonus!"

"Scrooge: I've got to get you to my vault; it's the only safe place. Time to go back! Genie: B-b-but you saw what a dump it is. Scrooge: Sorry Genie, but the party's over."